favorite Seinfeld line

[Fly]

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From the episode where kramer is taking karate lessons
Kramer wins another bout against another 10 year old kid as elaine walks in

Elaine: Kramer, what are you doing?!
Kramer: "I'm dominating"

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From the same episode:

Kramer: It is not the size of the opponent but the ferocity.

[MacGuyV]

I think he regifted, then he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a SuperBowl sex romp.

It's pronounced 'thermomoter'.

[ScottHoward]

theres so many great lines.

kenny.kenny.

would you like to come up for coffee? no thanks. (george talking to himself and to jerry later about this is priceless)

anything putty says is awesome.

whats that? its an "E" (or a d or whatever)
i thought we agreed no more face painting?
we did, and as you can see, thats not my face.

keys.
keys?!
how you gonna start it?

[lastsamurai]

Seinfeld party of FOUR! SEINFELD PARTY OF FOUR!

(next time you are waiting at a chinese restaurant scream that loud)

[alebron]

Jiffy-Park guy: Hey buddy, what can I tell you? Take it up with consumer affairs.

[Prodigy54321]

Kramer.. "But not EVERY day.."

[Marwan]

This is just the first one that popped into my head..

'The sea was angry that day my friends.. like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli" - George (Jerry and Elaine have this perplexed face on them, Kramer just listening intently)

"PULP CAN MOVE BABY!"

[JimDrang]

"So is this a breakup/quiting? ...Well, we're through! And you're fired!"

[punkass]

Jerry: So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen, you see an eclair in the receptacle, and you think to yourself, 'What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.'
George: No no no no no. It was not trash.
Jerry: Was it in the trash?"
George: Yes.
Jerry: Then it was trash.
George: It wasn't down in. It was sort of on top.
Jerry: But it was in the cylinder.
George: Above the rim.
Jerry: Adjacent to refuse is... refuse.


Jerry: I'm sorry, I'm a little tied up now. Give me your home number and I'll call you back later... Oh, you don't like being called at home? Well, now you know how I feel.


"Perhaps there's more to Newman than meets the eye."
"No, there's less."
"Maybe he's an enigma, a mystery wrapped in a riddle."
"He's a mystery wrapped in a Twinkie."

[neuroman]

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Frank: My George isn't clever enough to hatch a scheme like this.
Elaine: You got that right.
Frank: What the hell does that mean?
Elaine: It means whatever the hell you want it to mean.
Frank: You sayin' you want a piece of me?
Elaine: I could drop you like a bag of dirt.
Frank: You wanna piece of me? You got it!

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Oh man I forgot about this one. Definitely one of the greatest endings.