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Yes-got to get every bit of brown out 154 88.00%
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Old 12-19-2006, 01:29 AM
Ray Zee Ray Zee is offline
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Default Re: Reminds me of a girl I knew....

many years ago i ate frozen swanson tv turkey dinners. they werent very good. i wonder if the dinner she had since the new microwave dinners have come out are much better.
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Old 12-19-2006, 01:30 AM
By-Tor By-Tor is offline
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Default Re: Never Trust Anyone

BRANDI! Baby! F ALL THE HATERS!!!

I feel badly for you and as a result...

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Old 12-19-2006, 01:32 AM
Peter McDermott Peter McDermott is offline
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Default Re: Never Trust Anyone

[ QUOTE ]
Also someone could do a not-overly vulgar (skip the back comments and concentrate on scamming) jingle to the tune of Santa Claus is coming to town.

[/ QUOTE ]

You better watch out
You better hold tight
To your wallets and cash
I'm telling you why
Brandy Haws is coming to town
The randy whore is coming to town
Brandy Haws is coming to town

She's making a list,
Checking it twice;
Gonna find out who's got cash and who's nice.
Brandy Haws is coming to town
The randy whore is coming to town
Brandy Haws is coming to town

She robs you when you're sleeping
She's sweet when you're awake
You can't tell if she's bad or good
Kick her out for your bankroll's sake

With little pierced nips and little cute bum
She'll snort all your toot and swallow your cum
Brandy Haws is coming to town
The randy whore is coming to town
Brandy Haws is coming to town

(OK, perhaps I fail on the not overly vulgar score. So shoot me.)
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Old 12-19-2006, 01:32 AM
DoinSublime DoinSublime is offline
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Default Re: Reminds me of a girl I knew....

Who is going to convince Pokulator to post the rest of those videos of Brandi and Dutch now?
With that, and Brandi posting one more time, and this baby may just be complete.

Also...over/under on how many Brandi t-shirts you are going to see at the WSOP next year?

Some guy you don't have a read on yet: "What's that t-shirt mean?"

"Nothing man. I raise."
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Old 12-19-2006, 01:33 AM
El Diablo El Diablo is offline
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Default Re: Reminds me of a girl I knew....

CMAR,

Perhaps this was a 2+2 plan to get people talking about Brandi+Captain+Mark instead of DavidS+16yo runaways?
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Old 12-19-2006, 01:34 AM
krazyace5 krazyace5 is offline
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Default Re: Reminds me of a girl I knew....

[ QUOTE ]
"I Believe I Can Fly"

I used to think that I could not go on
And life was nothing but an awful song
But now I know the meaning of true love
I'm leaning on the everlasting arms

If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

[1]
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly

See I was on the verge of breaking down
Sometimes silence can seem so loud
There are miracles in life I must achieve
But first I know it starts inside of me, oh

If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

[Repeat 1]

Hey, cuz I believe in me, oh

If I can see it, then I can be it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

[Repeat 1]

Hey, if I just spread my wings
I can fly
I can fly
I can fly, hey
If I just spread my wings
I can fly
Fly-eye-eye


[/ QUOTE ]
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Old 12-19-2006, 01:36 AM
bettyqs bettyqs is offline
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'''''Betty, my biggest tourney win was a little over $70K. The night I won, I went out and paid for drinks for nearly everyone at the bar. For the next few weeks I was very generous to all of my friends...and that was only $70,000. After a while, I calmed down and went back to normal. I think its a completely normal reaction when you're blessed with great fortune to want to spread it to others in your life even if you've only recently met them.'''

I do the same for any wins I have ...and even when I am broke( sharing big comps count) It's the level of trust in her knowing things were not stable...letting her use his account when he is not there...etc. It was also the way he wrote" couldn't be mad at her for long" four or five times when most of us would disengage any relationship with someone who is obviously taking advantage the first time we were aware of it.
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Old 12-19-2006, 01:37 AM
El Diablo El Diablo is offline
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Default Re: Reminds me of a girl I knew....

Ray,

One time about ten years when I was starting my first company, I had Boston Chicken rotisserie chicken for Thanksgiving dinner. It was pretty damn good. As for frozen dinners, some Trader Joe's microwaved entrees are really good.

As for Brandi's Thanksgiving, her meal can't have been as good as a good Thanksgiving dinner including a well-brined or deep-fried turkey, but compared to either a very dry turkey or a tofu turkey (a lot of people in the burning man crowd love that crap), her microwave dinner may well have been the tastier option.
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Old 12-19-2006, 01:38 AM
bettyqs bettyqs is offline
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thank you!
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Old 12-19-2006, 01:39 AM
Peter McDermott Peter McDermott is offline
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Default Re: Reminds me of a girl I knew....

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Brandi,

Do you offer group discounts?



[/ QUOTE ]

30 player donkament with a $1000 buy in.

First place wins buttsecs with Brandi.
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