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View Poll Results: Would you want the seat to your left to have 100,000 chips just being blinded off in a WSOP event wi
Yes, It adds to my expected value in the tournament. 21 91.30%
No, it puts me at a disadvantage. 2 8.70%
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Old 03-22-2007, 10:38 AM
goofyballer goofyballer is offline
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Default Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: MARCH 2007 Pt. 2 (nc)

Someone plz explain to kolo why total celibacy, including no masturbation (or "violating himself", as he puts it) is retarded, as I am going to bed and don't have time
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Old 03-22-2007, 10:40 AM
Imrahil Imrahil is offline
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Default Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: MARCH 2007 Pt. 2 (nc)

LOL!!

PokerStars Game #9030003288: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/03/22 - 10:38:12 (ET)
Table 'Himalia III' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: PrnceImrahil ($111.25 in chips)
Seat 3: BoBo729 ($71.05 in chips)
Seat 4: May 1964 ($54.85 in chips)
Seat 5: them_dimes ($106.30 in chips)
Seat 6: bolledej ($97.45 in chips)
BoBo729: posts small blind $0.50
May 1964: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PrnceImrahil [4c 4d]
them_dimes: calls $1
bolledej: folds
PrnceImrahil: raises $4 to $5
BoBo729: folds
May 1964: calls $4
them_dimes: calls $4
*** FLOP *** [Kc Ah 3c]
May 1964: bets $5
jhmoney9 has returned
them_dimes: calls $5
PrnceImrahil: folds
*** TURN *** [Kc Ah 3c] [5s]
May 1964: checks
them_dimes: checks
*** RIVER *** [Kc Ah 3c 5s] [Jd]
May 1964: bets $5
them_dimes: calls $5
*** SHOW DOWN ***
May 1964: shows [Qc Ac] (a pair of Aces)
them_dimes: mucks hand
May 1964 collected $33.80 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $35.50 | Rake $1.70
Board [Kc Ah 3c 5s Jd]
Seat 1: PrnceImrahil (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: BoBo729 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: May 1964 (big blind) showed [Qc Ac] and won ($33.80) with a pair of Aces
Seat 5: them_dimes mucked [2c 3h]
Seat 6: bolledej folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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Old 03-22-2007, 10:48 AM
Daddy Warbucks Daddy Warbucks is offline
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Default Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: MARCH 2007 Pt. 2 (nc)

I like it. I think he's picking off a missed club draw there a lot!
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Old 03-22-2007, 11:05 AM
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Default Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: MARCH 2007 Pt. 2 (nc)

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Someone plz explain to kolo why total celibacy, including no masturbation (or "violating himself", as he puts it) is retarded, as I am going to bed and don't have time

[/ QUOTE ]

Most people who choose to be celibate do so because they are totally unable to get laid so they make it look like they dont WANT to get laid

when in actual fact they just cant
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Old 03-22-2007, 11:07 AM
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Default Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: MARCH 2007 Pt. 2 (nc)

If you say so
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Old 03-22-2007, 11:10 AM
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Default Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: MARCH 2007 Pt. 2 (nc)

wait wait WAIT

kolo - i didn't read the last few pages here, but are you saying you're quitting masturbation? What the hell are you thinking about? Good god.

Jerking off is a gift sent straight from the heavens.
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Old 03-22-2007, 11:14 AM
kolotoure kolotoure is offline
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Default Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: MARCH 2007 Pt. 2 (nc)

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[ QUOTE ]
Someone plz explain to kolo why total celibacy, including no masturbation (or "violating himself", as he puts it) is retarded, as I am going to bed and don't have time

[/ QUOTE ]

Most people who choose to be celibate do so because they are totally unable to get laid so they make it look like they dont WANT to get laid

when in actual fact they just cant

[/ QUOTE ]

Your theory kind of falls down in the bold part doesn't it
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Old 03-22-2007, 11:23 AM
Kilillan Kilillan is offline
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Default Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: MARCH 2007 Pt. 2 (nc)

I hate life right now

got rejected hardcore at a bar twice tonight

wtf I keep getting rejected

booooo life
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Old 03-22-2007, 11:36 AM
Perk76 Perk76 is offline
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Default Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: MARCH 2007 Pt. 2 (nc)

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I hate life right now

got rejected hardcore at a bar twice tonight

wtf I keep getting rejected

booooo life

[/ QUOTE ]

Multitable and play more hands obviously!
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Old 03-22-2007, 11:41 AM
Wolfram Wolfram is offline
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Default Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: MARCH 2007 Pt. 2 (nc)

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I hate life right now

got rejected hardcore at a bar twice tonight

wtf I keep getting rejected

booooo life

[/ QUOTE ]
Don't take it personally. There are a million reasons why a girl will reject a guy and a big % of them have nothing to do with you.
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