**Official uNL microbrew thread:April**

[thac]

Just sharing a piece of my day (had to tell someone).

[17:29] thac: lolol
[17:30] thac: its the end of the world
[17:30] thac: we had chicken left over from lunch or something and baby sister wanted to eat it, but i ate it while she was outside and now the world is gonna end unless she gets chicken now
[17:31] thac: vital info: she's 6 (im 19) and she weighs 5 lbs less than me

[Ikaika]

you should staple her stomach.

[theflyingcow]

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Anyone know what happened to the 'regulars' thread?

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It ran its course and was locked.

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Any reason for it being locked?

[kolotoure]

It ran it's course so it was locked.

I just got really bad cramp and it ruined my chances of sex

[thac]

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I just got really bad cramp and it ruined my chances of sex

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How does your boyfriend feel about that?

[kolotoure]

Wasn't happy ldo

[kolotoure]

and I ran out of foundation so my skin didn't look good

[RAHZero]

I love being able to play poker again! First $1k day, last 300 or so hands were freaking insane.



Biggest pot:

Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (4 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

SB ($182.60)
BB ($46.50)
UTG ($204.45)
Hero ($286.80)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $4</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $16</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $46.50 (all-in)</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $156.5</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $286.80 (all-in)</font>, UTG calls $47.95 (all-in).

Flop: ($456.40) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Turn: ($456.40) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: ($456.40) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $456.40

Results in white below:
<font color="#FFFFFF">

BB has As Tc (one pair, fours)
UTG has Kh Ah (one pair, fours).
Hero has Ks Kd (two pair, kings and fours).
Outcome
Hero wins $138.50 from the main pot.
Hero wins $315.90 from the side pot </font>

[danny8]

nice work rahzero!

ive had such a frustrating day.. im at such +ev tables but im down about 3 buyins &gt;_&lt;



Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $6.30
BB: $119.49
<font color="black">Hero (UTG): $52.05</font>
MP: $37.70
CO: $57.55
BTN: $66.78

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $2</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">BTN raises to $5</font>, 2 folds, Hero calls $3

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($10.75) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">BTN bets $10</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $47.05</font>, BTN calls $37.05

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($104.85) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

<font color="black">River:</font> ($104.85) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $104.85

BTN had T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Tens full of Jacks)
Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pairs, Aces and Queens)



then i start to tilt and play like crap...

[thac]

Yeah me too..

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $198
<u>Hero (BB): $213</u>
UTG: $440.10
MP: $209.90
CO: $411.95
<u>BTN: $100</u>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $7</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">BTN raises all-in to $100</font>, SB folds, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $213</font>, UTG folds
Uncalled bet of $113 returned to Hero

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($208) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($208) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

<font color="black">River:</font> ($208) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $208 ($3 Rake)

BTN had 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Eights)
Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Queens and Eights)