banging chicks from myspace.com

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alright- you guys probably need to do some work on my profile as well. feel free to get creative or whatever needs to be done to get the job done.

my profile

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I am seriously the coolest person I know

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You come across as a fvcking ego prick.
You are so cool no one WOULD WANT to hang out with you. Get a reality check you are NOT all that.

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wrong

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Ok, as for your proflie. Does anyone think [censored] needs a picture that looks a little less like a stalker? give us a smile or something bro

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Yeah about the picture, it was an ID badge type thing from my olf office. It's the only digital picture I have for now. I can get more no problem I just sort of hate getting my picture taken

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alright- you guys probably need to do some work on my profile as well. feel free to get creative or whatever needs to be done to get the job done.

my profile

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"emo sucks! and if you don't agree then you do to"

"to" should be "too"

Seriously, it probably won't bug anyone willing to [censored] around based on a MySpace profile, but it bugs the [censored] out of me.

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fixed thanks

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You are welcome. Because I like you I'm going to tell you some more things that I believe will help you to achieve your goal of banging reasonably hot MySpace chicks. Please note that I created a MySpace profile exactly three days ago and am now on speaking terms with a grand total of nine people who I did not know prior to creating the profile but could be [censored] within two hours of this very moment if I wanted. So, in the words of the great Jack Black/George Washington, I think you should listen to what I have to say.

"I am seriously the coolest person I know which makes it hard to meet people because they keep falling short in the coolness department. If by reading that you get all mad and think that I'm not cool and you want to tell me so, rest assured it is only your insecurity about not being cool speaking, don't make yourself even more uncool than you already are by telling me about it"

You used the word "cool" five times in less than one paragraph. Cut that [censored] out. Instead, provide random information about yourself that might spark conversations.

You should make an effort to sound less arrogant. I understand that you are the coolest person you know, but mentioning it in so many words is not the best way to go about getting laid, especially when the information you provide here will determine whether or not a girl gives you a second look.

While we're on second looks. Consider adding more pictures to your profile, especially ones that show you having a good time with others. Appearing sociable (whether you are or not) is a plus. Your present picture is a good one as you appear handsome and clean-cut, but more would be better.

I would like to meet: people who are at least almost as awesome as me.

What I have just written conveys the same information as what you have written, only it is much better. It is light-hearted and silly, two traits that you would like to have girls believing exist in you (whether they do or not). Also it does not insult your target audience. Like it or not, at least a few girls with 600 guy friends (half of which lack shirts) are likely to be willing to suck your cock and let you [censored] them. But they won't if they read what you have written. So replace what you have written with what I have written. I promise not to sue.

I could say more but I think I will wait and get feedback on what I have said so far instead.

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All good points. When I first did the profile it had a much different purpose or none at all really. it needs to change I agree.

feel free to write up somethings guys, this is a OOT group project. Sure Ill be the one getting laid, but once I post the story and the actual profile afterwards everyone here will benefit

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Ok, as for your proflie. Does anyone think [censored] needs a picture that looks a little less like a stalker? give us a smile or something bro

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Yeah about the picture, it was an ID badge type thing from my olf office. It's the only digital picture I have for now. I can get more no problem I just sort of hate getting my picture taken

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I'm the same way, I hate taking pictures, especially taking my OWN picture. Makes you feel like a tool. I'd suggest trying to find party pics your friends have taken while out , at dinner, whatever, and crop those out. They usually look more natural.

http://www.buttafly.com/originals/friendster2.php

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alright I think I've got this and can start focusing on moving on to the girls from the links above.

Here's what she sent me today. Ill put in something about meeting up for drinks when I get around to replying

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ps. i tried to send this a few times last night but the mailing system crashed for awhile i guess. i hope you didn't get this message a billion times last night!

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I think that last part is a very good sign for you. Which girl sent you that?

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alright I think I've got this and can start focusing on moving on to the girls from the links above.

Here's what she sent me today. Ill put in something about meeting up for drinks when I get around to replying

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ps. i tried to send this a few times last night but the mailing system crashed for awhile i guess. i hope you didn't get this message a billion times last night!

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I think that last part is a very good sign for you. Which girl sent you that?

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That's the one I knew from highshcool who I wanted to bang back then. I posted some of her pics up a ways. I didn't send anything to the girls in the profiles I linked to yet because my profile isn't in tip top shape

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ok I replied and ended it with wanting to meet up for drinks so we'll see how that goes.

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[censored], I have joined you in your quest to conquer myspace, I am currently editing my own profile, up soon for critique



yeah,

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[censored], I have joined you in your quest to conquer myspace, I am currently editing my own profile, up soon for critique



yeah,

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We'll they don't call me the trend setting shiek from Istanbul for nothing.

best of luck

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all systems a go folks.

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I would totally be up for meeting up for a drinks or whatever. My schedule isn't as relaxed as yours, but I am sure we can work on something.

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