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Old 03-21-2006, 10:51 PM
bwana devil bwana devil is offline
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use lots of lube

wear a condom.

thrust.



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i hope someone has pointed out that lube will eat the latex in the condom and will increase the chance of pregnancy.

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Old 03-21-2006, 10:58 PM
gorie gorie is offline
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Default Re: An Awesome Girl Question! (sex problem)

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use lots of lube

wear a condom.

thrust.



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i hope someone has pointed out that lube will eat the latex in the condom and will increase the chance of pregnancy.

bwnaa

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oil based lubes yes (vaseline, lotion), water based (ky, astroglide,etc) lubes no. ?!
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Old 03-21-2006, 10:59 PM
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Flop prefold.

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AAAARRRRGGGHH!!!

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Old 03-21-2006, 11:02 PM
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oil based lubes yes (vaseline, lotion), water based (ky, astroglide,etc) lubes no. ?!

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well google confirms your story. taught me a lesson tonight.

bwana
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Old 03-21-2006, 11:06 PM
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We are still kinda virgins except I have stuck it in her vagina

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All I have to say is dude you two are so not virgins anymore!!
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Old 03-21-2006, 11:10 PM
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ditto - very good advice - practice makes perfect - don't get discouraged or let this chick give u any sh*t and just keep on tyring to get it right....I've taken down my fair share of ladies and it takes awhile to get the mojo going usually (note: um...my drunken state the first time might have something to do with this)
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Old 03-21-2006, 11:15 PM
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Default Re: An Awesome Girl Question! (sex problem)

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BTW, always use a condom, seriously, getting a girl pregnent is no joke. A life killer.


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Truer words have never been said. It's great you wanna get laid but you literally are taking your life in your hands so for God's sake use a condom. Also, women are all chaste virginal saints like they position themselves so u don't want to catch a disease either so buckle up.

FYI, this post has more talk about precum than I've ever seen.
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Old 03-21-2006, 11:33 PM
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Okay, don't have time to reply to all.

Diablo, black thing is a no go!

Last night trip report: had a little alcohol (maybe 3 shots worth) and were a little drunk. got close to sex (got it in again), but I felt tired and scared and nervous so we stopped. She felt like she did something wrong to upset me and I felt kinda bad and guilty. Dumb move.

Tonight: We're gonna get pretty drunk very shortly. After that, we're going to play sonic the hedgehog and smoke some cigarettes maybe. Then tonight we're gonna finally do it probably. We've got condoms and ky-jelly ready! WISH ME LUCK!

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You know, at first I thought you weren't pulling our leg, and that you were serious and really wanted advice. Now I'm starting to believe that you're trolling. This last post was too dorky and weird to be true.
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Old 03-22-2006, 02:34 AM
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The first one didn't even make sense really. I had fun playing along, but always figured it was at the very least 50/50 that it was just somebody jerking around.
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Old 03-22-2006, 02:37 AM
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this is a parody thread, right?
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