kinky sex with scientologist chick. cannibalism?

[LionelHutz00]

Today I go to the Borders books at Sunset and Vine to see if the new 2p2 nlhe book is in, and to get a burrito from Baja Fresh. The book isn't in yet ldo, and so I figure I'll browse the fiction section for a little bit. I pick up a book (the short fiction of Nabokov) and I'm reading it a little and then this chick starts talking to me. She's cute, early-mid 20s, dirty blonde hair, nice figure, round ass, looks kinda like the daughter from Big Love.

So I'm talking to her, whatever, and she says something about how she volunteers part time at some kind of center on Sunset, and I'm like oh is that some kind of religious thing? And she goes yeah I'm a Scientologist. "Oh...... oh.... ok."

I manage to steer the conversation away from that and eventually I ask her if she's eaten lunch yet, wanna go to Baja Fresh. She accepts. We're flirting, bullshitting, whatever. At this point, I'm planning on just getting a phone number and going on a date with her this weekend or something. She says something about how she paints as a hobby. I feign interest. And then she goes hey you wanna come over to my place and see some of my paintings? ummmmm ok.

So I drive us over to her apartment, which is close-by, and pretty much within 30 seconds of the front door opening she's got her hand in my jeans stroking my jimmy.

OK so sexually this girl is right up my [censored] alley. We start all normal, I'm doing her from behind and I grab her arms and pull them back behind her back and immediately goes "[censored]. YES. I NEED IT. HURT ME TOO."

Cool. So basically, we [censored] for like three hours maybe, including but not limited to spanking,asslicking, choking (ldo), tying her arms behind her back with my shirt, titslapping, nipplebiting, ummmmmm probably some more stuff too. I cum three times.

Toward the end she was saying all types of crazy [censored] about me eating her, and at first I was thinking it was like she wanted me to eat her pussy again, but then she's all like "cook me on your grill and devour me. feed me to your neighbors." wowowowowowow ok i try to ignore it.

I'm kissing her while we're [censored] and I bite her lip and pull a little and she squeals like crazy and gets super-[censored]-excited and when I let go of her lips she goes Next time rip my [censored] face off. ummmmmmmmm.....

So anyway, when we're both out and energy and laying there, I get up and take a shower and when I come back, she's dressed and just acting all normal and polite as though we weren't just [censored] like crazy animals. "OK I gottta go. I want to see you again though." and she's like "ok call me thnkskbye" And I leave.

cliff's notes: see title of the post obv

[Chaos_ult]

wow.

You run sick good.

[imjoshsizemore]

[x] Cook me on your grill and devour me, feed me to your neighbors.

[LevelingYourMom]

Wow i am hungry now

[Dan BRIGHT]

how does this [censored] never happen to me. I guess girls dont see me and think "i wanna blow him" but rather "I wonder if he has tips for what boots I should wear"

[bmwguy525]

at least you'll know what to do when you stop seeing her

[Blarg]

Congrats on releasing a few million body thetans into their new home.

[manub]

Step 1: see this : http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0204700/
Step 2: flee for your life
Step 3: ???
Step 4: profit

[kyleb]

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[IronFly]

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