Ask a Strip Club Bouncer..

[King_S]

Above Average, yet not expert, beating up Bruce Lee?

Come on, UnblinkingEye!

[UnblinkingEye]

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Above Average, yet not expert, beating up Bruce Lee?

Come on, UnblinkingEye!

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I said probably.. I can't be more than a 70/30 dog at his age.

~Mike

[tisthefire]

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Above Average, yet not expert, beating up Bruce Lee?

Come on, UnblinkingEye!

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I said probably.. I can't be more than a 70/30 dog at his age.

~Mike

[/ QUOTE ]lol, i bet i'm at least 40 percent against the dead guy

[MooBot3000]

Strippers more fun to sexy time than non-strippers? Or are they boring cause they're so desensitized to sex?

Say I bring 1k into your establishment, how should I budget and spend it to give me the best time possible?

[YoureToast]

Dude, would love to come to your club next weekend. I live in atl and am legit (long time poster here fwiw). Can you PM me and give the club name? Thanks.

[YoureToast]

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Doee your club start with a C?

Whats the best club in ATL?

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No.

The best club.. Tough decision.. The worst is much easier.. Stay away from the following:

Boomers
Fannies
Babes
Riley's
and, last but not least
Shooter Alley.

I'd say the best is I tie between Tiffany's, and the Goldrush. Tiffany's doesn't charge you cover if you're coming from a sporting event or concert, and it has a cool sports bar type atmosphere. They normally run the games too, if I'm not busy I tend to go there pretty regularly on Saturdays during football season to watch the college games amongst the hotties. They have a few bookies who hang at the bar too, they're not hard to spot if you have experience with the "Bar Bookies".

~Mike

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I park at the Waffle House next to Tiffany's before every home Falcons game. Never knew the place was legit. Are the strippers there mostly white or black?

[UnblinkingEye]

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Strippers more fun to sexy time than non-strippers? Or are they boring cause they're so desensitized to sex?

Say I bring 1k into your establishment, how should I budget and spend it to give me the best time possible?

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If you want sex, pick the girl you want, spend it all on her. If you just wanna ball, spread around $200 each to 5 girls, you'll feel like Lary Flynt.

~Mike

[MotorBoatingSOB]

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Strippers more fun to sexy time than non-strippers? Or are they boring cause they're so desensitized to sex?

Say I bring 1k into your establishment, how should I budget and spend it to give me the best time possible?

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In my earlier years I dated a chick who did some stripping and she was lame in the sack. Small sample size I would imagine, since usually it is the case that:

stripper --> crazy --> good in bed

and lol @ you paying for sex

[UnblinkingEye]

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Strippers more fun to sexy time than non-strippers? Or are they boring cause they're so desensitized to sex?

Say I bring 1k into your establishment, how should I budget and spend it to give me the best time possible?

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In my earlier years I dated a chick who did some stripping and she was lame in the sack. Small sample size I would imagine, since usually it is the case that:

stripper --> crazy --> good in bed

and lol @ you paying for sex

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It depends on the girl, although I can tell you in no uncertain terms that crazy DOES NOT=good in bed.. My ex wife was/is borderline criminally insane and absolutely [censored] phychotic and she's pretty much like [censored] a cheap blow up doll.

~Mike

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