So I had a date tonight

[chadmack]

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Welcome to the friend zone...

You're way too nice, girls like a guy with more edge. There was no challenge at all for this girl, sorry to say you're too nice.

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qft

[EricW]

Oh lurker, hi.

I heard from a little bird that you wanted to exchange IMs so we can facilitate what we have going on right now... You see I really want to but I'm scared; I'm scared to take it to the next level; I'm scared that you won't like me after we take the plunge...

[goofyballer]

I would like to point out that if this thread accomplished nothing else, at the very least we got EricW to make what appeared to be a serious post without the gay persona surrounding it.

And yes, I agree that I almost rather would not have seen those pics for that same reason.

[boomshakalaka]

goofy and eric are the two gimmick accounts with the highest post counts?

[bmwguy525]

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holy [censored], this is all a big level right? I mean, really, this cant be real can it? I couldnt even finish reading the letter because it made me feel awkward and uncomfortable...

[/ QUOTE ]
Same

feeling

here

what a creeeeeeeeeeeee e e e e e eeeeeeeeeep

[mpethybridge]

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DAMMIT MAN I WAS ONLY JOKING ABOUT SHOWING UP AT HER PLACE UNANNOUNCED AND GIVING HER A BUNCH OF ROSES AND CHOCOLATES; IN FACT, WHAT YOU DID HERE WAS WAY WORSE!111!!111

Man, come on please stop torturing yourself. And wtf? She showed you pics of her topless while she knows you're pretty much in love with her and also knowing that she'll never fool around with you? This bitch is evil and she's just using you for her self confidence at this point. PLEASE ABORT ABORT ABORT!11

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Best EricW post evah!!!
NH

[goofyballer]

[ QUOTE ]
goofy and eric are the two gimmick accounts with the highest post counts?

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How dare you say that about me? I play poker bitch.

[bluey]

who gives a [censored] about kissing? you want to [censored] her not kiss her. write that in your damn letter.

[boomshakalaka]

I like your graph, Ill make out with you if you want.

[holyfield5]

MY GOD, i seriously cannot believe you wrote that [censored] letter. Have some diginity dude, i like you but be a [censored] man jesus. She now has the fact that your a bitch in writing. And you got NOTHING you wanted out the relationship and you are still giving her all she wants. You might as well be gay and go shopping with her and gush about cute boys while drinking wine coolers in your jammies.

So pathetic, hate to sound harsh but im disgusted by the latest development. i hate emos. This is not a romance novel, this is real life.