***Official May Non-Nit Chat Thread***

[chicken10der]

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chicken if you had any idea of how UTG played then PF is terrible

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It is no secret that I have little to no idea what I'm doing most of the time.

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I think it's hilarious when you crush the weekend warriors after 3betting their AA and catching an OESD on the turn with 96s. The chat window blows up like a drunken sailor with Turrets.

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Those are my favorite moments as well. I chatbox very rarely, but I definitely read them religiously. One of my favorite beratements after a similar stunt:

ur a sick animal
oh my god
i hate u
if i could figure out where u lived
id come hunt u down
betting into me like that
oh my god im sick
im puking all over this keyboard
wow ur gross
so effing sick
die
go die
please

[Larude]

This guy should have stacked me big time... Hail to the mercyful pokergods...

Prima Poker skin
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.02/$0.05
8 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $3.14
UTG+1: $9.14
MP1: $5.87
MP2: $1.17
CO: $6.38
Hero: $7.11
SB: $5.32
BB: $4.84

Pre-flop: (8 players) Hero is Button with 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, 2 folds, CO calls, Hero calls, SB calls, BB checks.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($0.3, 6 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 bets $0.05</font>, CO folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $0.3</font>, 3 folds, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($0.9, 2 players)
UTG+1 checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $0.6</font>, UTG+1 calls.

River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($2.1, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 bets $0.1</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $1</font>, UTG+1 calls.

Results:
Final pot: $4.1
<font color="#ffffff">Hero shows 4h 4c</font>
<font color="#ffffff">UTG+1 shows 8d 8c</font>

[SoCalRugger]

AA lost to KK all-in preflop. Then I tilted away 3 buy-ins. I rule.

[Jurrr]

1.5k hands, never winning a pot bigger than 50BB (and doing that only twice), semi-tilting off one buyin, being totally cold-decked overall = -$570 for now. Running at 13.4/8.7/3.2 today with 17.8% WSD and 47% W$SD.

[SimaoMacaco]

Could somebody recommend a good poker room with good rakeback bonus that i can play at. I have been playing full-tilt but have cleared their 800 dollar bonus and do not get rakeback and so am deciding to leave.

I know stars is popular but my view is that the standard of play is quite good there. I am european and so am not limited to Stars or Full-tilt, and would rather avoid good players as much as possible.

So, where is good, where has nice rakeback, fishies, and nice bonus. any advice would be great! Any recommendations given my current style is positionally SLAG style.

[1p0kerboy]

Down about 3/4BI yesterday. Meh.

Putting in just about an hour or so this morning, then headed out to get some sun at the beach.

GL all.

[grouchie]

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Putting in just about an hour or so this morning, then headed out to get some sun at the beach.


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good, you won't be at my tables long then [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[grouchie]

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

BB ($100.35)
UTG ($218.40)
MP ($18.50)
CO ($125.90)
Hero ($92)
SB ($102.30)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $10</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls $9.

Flop: ($20.50) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets $90.35 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls $82 (All-In).

Turn: ($192.85) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

River: ($192.85) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $192.85

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has 4d 4c (two pair, tens and fours).
Hero has Ac As (two pair, aces and tens).
Outcome: Hero wins $184.50. BB wins $8.34. </font>

[1p0kerboy]

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good, you won't be at my tables long then

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I'm comin' back for ya this afternoon though! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] Actually we got a couple of donators sandwiched in between us right now so I hate to leave. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[grouchie]

your move?

do you call the river? no reads on guy as i have not played with him before


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (9 handed) internettexasholdem.com

MP1 ($89.70)
MP2 ($116.65)
MP3 ($83.40)
Hero ($118.75)
Button ($98.65)
SB ($96.20)
BB ($104.95)
UTG ($19.50)
UTG+1 ($34)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. UTG+1 posts a blind of $1.
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG+1 (poster) checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 raises to $4</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Hero calls $4, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, UTG+1 folds.

Flop: ($10.50) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
MP1 checks, Hero checks.

Turn: ($10.50) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">MP1 bets $7</font>, Hero calls $7.

River: ($24.50) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">MP1 bets $78.7 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls $78.70.

Final Pot: $181.90