You know you play too much poker if...

[aislephive]

You only watch tournaments on TV to make fun of how bad everybody is in your head.

[KhalynYohrk]

you feel more at home in vegas than at home...

[Emsterdad]

Think "what a suckout" when the guy ahead of you is just being missed by a drunk driver when crossing the highway..

[The B]

at the dinner table....

when asked to pass the Salt & Pepper, you go into the tank then slide both shakers, and your glass of sweet tea into the middle of the table and say, "I'm all-in"

[The B]

In a recent sales meeting, my boss says, "We need to build our customer base...we need to make some cold calls"

Naturally, I wasn't paying attention, but I did manage to hear "cold call" crystal clear...

you can only imagine how akward it was when I said, "I would probably raise or fold in that spot"

[drshock]

on your way to bed, your wife is drinking coffee and the kids are watching cartoons

[jrp_909]

... if you say "ty" when people compliment you on anything

[Eder]

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you turn on the bluray 1080i dual core polygon crunching $4000 laptop every day just to play poker

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FYP

[Noir_Desir]

...you go to the supermarket and stack your coins neatly before you push them over the counter.

[raze]

you chuckle when people talk about getting a raise at work