most annoying poker phrase EVER

[Kevroc]

and the crumb bums and shoe clerks

[PartyScout]

For me it has to be either: " LOL "
Or................. " What did you have that last hand "

LOL ups [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]bahahahhahahaha

[killphilNI]

"Donk" being used by a donk.

[dumbndumb]

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I didn't read the thread but will assume I'm quoting someone so "I was due."

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Similarly, how about when people say "thats justice!" After playing like a moran and losing all their chips and finally getting lucky on some hand.

[dumbndumb]

Anything anyone says after I lose a pot, with the exception of "here, take your money back."

[dumbndumb]

Anytime any one playes 10-2, when they flip their hand up some idiot at the table has to say "Doyle Brunson." Yeah, we all know.

[Bartzini]

there is a 25 dollar rebuy tournament this guy runs at a hotel banquet hall every friday night here in town.


The guy that runs the tournament ALWAYS seems to be at my table. Every single [censored] hand he is in, he always tanks for 5 minutes when forced with a raise, counts the pot (supposedly) and says "well i guess i cant fold, i got pot odds"

he says this on anything 1:1 or greater, regardless of his hand.


!@#$%!@#$!@#$!@#$!#$K:Ljm1345 that is the absolute most annoying thing ever.

[PocketElevens]

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3. "i'm gonna put you all in" - makes me want to reach over and wring the guy's neck.

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Absolutely huge pet peeve for me is when they say that to someone with a short stack and I'm still waiting to act.

One live game I raise in the CO with KK, SB and BB both call.

Nice dry flop for me, Just as Im thinking about what to bet the SB looks over at the BBs stack (probably 1/6th of our effective stacks) and says, I'll put YOU all in.
Also important to note that if he had any skills of observation he'd notice the BB has no interest in this flop, and of course quickly folds. There's now a verbal bet for some unknown, uneven amount, no f-ing chips on the table yet. And I have to wait for the f-ing BB who's not even in the f-ing hand anymore to count his stack so I can raise this idiot.

This was in a home game, Does anyone know what the dealer would do If someone tried this in a casino? Are you allowed to point a stack you don't know the size of and say "I'll bet that much"?

I think I'm going to start making all my large bets amounts peoples stacks.

"Ill call and raise enought to put Bill all in"

"But Bills not in the hand"

"I know, thats just how much I want to bet, well get bill to count it when he gets back from the washroom"

[The B]

Jamie Gold's "Top Top" @ the 2006 Main Event was awful....

Oh, I thought you said "Hop Scotch"
Oh, I thought you said "Chop Chop"
Oh, I thought you said "Robo Cop" [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] "Top Top" <font color="black"> </font>

[jordiepop]

lol