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mattak · #**141** 03-27-2007, 01:50 PM

There are two types of people in the world. Those who use their own headrests on a plane to assist in standing/sitting, and those who use the one in front of them when you are TRYING TO [censored] SLEEP !!!

Rushmore · #**142** 03-27-2007, 01:52 PM

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I would count driving half a mile on the shoulder and then trying to force your way back into stopped traffic on this list.

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you have not lived in NY long enough....

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People will literally drive half in the right lane half on the shoulder to piss these people off.

I saw some old dude in a range rover who sould swirve into the shoulder to try and for these people into, I dunno hitting him or the wall I guess.

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NT!, I used to feel this way about these a-holes too.

Then I turned into one.

FWIW, I live in Atlanta and do this constantly. I get home in under 30 minutes with traffic when it would take 1 hour+ if I sat in line at the bottlenecks like I'm supposed to instead of using my traffic angle-shooting techniques.

I sat in traffic and cursed the traffic angle shooters for years and years. Then one day it occured to me. Why should I sit here and get pissed off at these pricks? Why should I be punished for following the rules?

[censored] it. If you can't beat em, join em. I became an aggressive driver and never looked back. I save probably 5-8 hours per week doing this and the decrease in stress level is worth much more than the time I save. Maybe I'll get a ticket one day, but BFD, the time and stress that I've saved is well worth a couple hundo every once in a while (I've never gotten a ticket for this, BTW)

And FWIW, the spineless bitches that allow drivers to do this annoy me more than those that do it. Is anything more annoying than the idiot that lets 4 people cut in front of them?

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I can't even believe someone came here and admitted to doing this...proudly.

This has a certain, well...NAMBLA-esque quality to it.

27offsuit · #**143** 03-27-2007, 02:53 PM

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I would count driving half a mile on the shoulder and then trying to force your way back into stopped traffic on this list.

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Saw a guy in an SUV lose control on a wet road and slam into the barrier at about 45 mph while trying to pull this move on the DC Beltway a couple years ago. Best example of instant karma I've ever witnessed.

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I promise you, I would have welled up with tears, so thorough my joy would be.

I'm sure there are 800 million other more important things to feel this strongly about, but I have decided I do not care about any of those things at all.

I only care about this.

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I once saw a mercedes doing this in icy weather on 95N and he ended up sliding into a broken down junker at about 50.

It was flipping glorious. Brakes. No stopping whatsoever. Samasssh!

Rushmore · #**144** 03-27-2007, 02:55 PM

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I would count driving half a mile on the shoulder and then trying to force your way back into stopped traffic on this list.

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Saw a guy in an SUV lose control on a wet road and slam into the barrier at about 45 mph while trying to pull this move on the DC Beltway a couple years ago. Best example of instant karma I've ever witnessed.

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I promise you, I would have welled up with tears, so thorough my joy would be.

I'm sure there are 800 million other more important things to feel this strongly about, but I have decided I do not care about any of those things at all.

I only care about this.

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I once saw a mercedes doing this in icy weather on 95N and he ended up sliding into a broken down junker at about 50.

It was flipping glorious. Brakes. No stopping whatsoever. Samasssh!

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Just so long as nobody else was injured, I am already a little choked up just reading your post.

DING-DONG YO · #**145** 03-27-2007, 02:59 PM

lol, have fun sitting in traffic, chumps.

MUAH HA HA HA HA H A!!!!!

WayAbvPar · #**146** 03-27-2007, 03:19 PM

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lol, have fun sitting in traffic, chumps.

MUAH HA HA HA HA H A!!!!!

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Eventually I will perfect my ability to cause brain tumors simply with the power of my hate, and then you and all your ilk will be sorry.

gatorch0mp · #**147** 03-27-2007, 03:20 PM

Woman (usually) entering an elevator full of other people, holds the door to keep it from closing while she finishes her conversation with someone not boarding the elevator.

HeroInBlack · #**148** 03-27-2007, 04:02 PM

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Or once I had to stop my car and refill the engine coolant (water temperrature got dangerously high) which caused a delivery to be 5 minitues late. Douchebag called my boss and bitched enough to get like 25% off and didn't tip (I also explained why I was late).

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He ordered the pizza or whatever with the expectation that it would be there in X minutes. It got there in X+5, which is not what he was agreeing to. Your circumstances are not his problem.

I used to be a delivery driver (miserable job, btw), and I wouldn't have tipped you, either.

daryn · #**149** 03-27-2007, 04:58 PM

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There are two types of people in the world. Those who use their own headrests on a plane to assist in standing/sitting, and those who use the one in front of them when you are TRYING TO [censored] SLEEP !!!

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ooh very very good one. i can't stand that [censored]. they must realize they are jerking your seat around??

Assani Fisher · #**150** 03-27-2007, 08:05 PM

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I would count driving half a mile on the shoulder and then trying to force your way back into stopped traffic on this list.

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Agreed completely. Similarly, when theres a long line of cars getting off at one exit and instead of getting in line the guy continues to drive and then merge right at the exit point.