Best Quick Joke you know

[Freakin]

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Knock knock

whos there?

interrupting cow

interrupting cMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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You gotta watch this

[DcifrThs]

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Where does the general put his armies?

<font color="white">In his sleevies. </font>

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OMG you BUTCHERED one of my favorite jokes...

Q: where did NAPOLEAN keep his armies?

A: in his little sleevies!!!

jesus.

Barron

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[jschaud]

whats the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered woman's clinic?

<font color="white"> The dishes if she knows whats good for her.</font>

[LesaneCrooks]

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[solids]

a banana and a vibrator were sitting on a table. the banana turns to the vibrator and says, "what are you shaking for? they're gonna EAT me..."

[Synur]

Why do women put on make up and wear perfume?




Because they're ugly and they smell.

[toybux]

The key to the "Why can't Helen Keller drive?" joke is to tell it after you've told a few others.

Q: What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her?
A: Re-arrange the furniture

Q: Why did Helen Keller masturbate one handed?
A: So she could moan with the other.

Q: Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
A: You would to if your name was rAARRAHGRRRHHGHGH

Q: Why can't Helen Keler drive?
A: Because she's a woman.

This sequence is lol-tastic when told right to peopel who haven't heard them before.

[MrDiz]

What do you call an Indian at a karaoke bar?

Geddupta Singh.

What do you call a Muslim with a sheep on his head?

Mohammed Aslam.

[ImsaKidd]

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What do you call a quadraplegic in the water?
Bob.

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one legged woman? eileen


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One legged Chinese woman? Irene.

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So awesome.