SSNL [cheese] thread: JULY (nc) - Page 15

Jamougha · #**141** 07-07-2006, 05:58 PM

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sorry to hear about the downswing, how do you stay up for a day and a half?

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The peak times for poker are rly awkward in my timezone, like the middle of the night and early morning. I stay up late to play and usually end up going to bed later and later each night, until I finally get sick of waking up at odd times and stay up for ages to reset my body clock.

Pokey · #**142** 07-07-2006, 06:25 PM

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OUTED!!!!

Pokey
Ninja Ghost Bumper

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I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything.

I want my lawyer.

tkkjsoup · #**143** 07-07-2006, 07:06 PM

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I want my lawyer.

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Surely there are no 2p2 SSNL'ers who have the time to practice law? [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

You could always use

in a pinch

cbloom · #**144** 07-07-2006, 08:51 PM

I saw one of my buddy listers at NL 600 so I thought I'd take a shot. A hundred hands of card deadness and weak-tight scared play = -$600 [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Buddy lister was a total calling station and I never got a hand against him. The other TAGs up there are super aggro, you can't play weak.

goofyballer · #**145** 07-07-2006, 09:16 PM

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OUTED!!!!

Pokey
Ninja Ghost Bumper

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I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything.

I want my lawyer.

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My stellar detective work has left you OWNED, son!

Believing that fear of the stakes is causing me to play weak-tight at NL $100 (since I was able to play very aggressive at NL $50 when I moved down), I'm gonna take a shot at 1/2 tonight. Hopefully happy thread posts will ensue.

TheIrishThug · #**146** 07-07-2006, 09:42 PM

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: $159.05
CO: $127.35
Button: $94.60
SB: $76.60
BB: $103.95

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Hero raises to $4, 2 folds, SB calls, BB folds.

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($9, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks.

Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($9, 2 players)
SB bets $5, Hero calls.

River: K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($19, 2 players)
SB bets $10, Hero raises to $30, SB calls.

Results:
Final pot: $79
Hero shows As Ac 
SB doesn't show 2d 4s 

What makes it even better was the conversation we had afterwards. I modestly claimed I had just gotten lucky that he had a hand too. Very politely I let him know that I had to leave and that maybe I might seem him again at the tables (read: he's been on my buddy list for a while now.) He replies with, "Yeah, cya later."

Dan Bitel · #**147** 07-07-2006, 09:58 PM

Here's a hand where I hit runner runner and still get paid off on river...followed by the chat:

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $2/$4
4 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $400
Hero: $394
SB: $520.92
BB: $371.05

Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, Hero raises to $16, SB folds, BB calls.

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($34, 2 players)
BB bets $4, Hero raises to $30, BB calls.

Turn: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($94, 2 players)
BB bets $4, Hero calls.

River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($102, 2 players)
BB bets $4, Hero raises to $80, BB calls.

Results:
Final pot: $262
Hero shows Kd Jh 
BB doesn't show As Kc 

gramball: fukn BS
gramball: are u kidding me
gramball: fukn JOKE
gramball: fukn idiot
pimpitupbro: yeah...good slowplay dude
gramball: u were the one betting dumbazz
pimpitupbro: oh yeah
pimpitupbro: im a fish
pimpitupbro: lolsorry dude
pimpitupbro: i think im just a bit drunk
pimpitupbro: didnt realise!
gramball: fukn idiot no SH*T fukn d*cke
gramball: azz
gramball: fk off idiiot
gramball: fukn die azzhole
pimpitupbro: please dont swear
pimpitupbro: thank you
gramball: fukn idiot poker play that sh*t agin
gramball: another river moment

dregal · #**148** 07-07-2006, 10:16 PM

All -

PLEASE HELP ME! I have 2 software questions for anyone who plays at Hollywood Poker that cannot seem to figure out. I just started playing at there to clear their bonus, and I am having some issues with HUD and with PT

1) My PT suddenly stopped recording hand from Hollywood Poker. I checked, and I had the correct link to my HH file the whole time. I had no issues importing the previous 3k-4k hands. What do I do?

2) I cannot get PAHUD to regcognize any tables when I am playing. Again I have it linked to the correct folder and file (as it outlines on the website) but it is not working. At the suggestion of someone, I downloaded the Beta version but that did nothing.

Anyone else have these problems. Feel free to PM me if you don't want to clog this thread. Thanks in advance.

AZplaya · #**149** 07-08-2006, 12:10 AM

Finally got my luckbox working again!!! [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $66.85
CO: $49.60
Button: $85.20
SB: $51.10
Hero: $102.39

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG raises to $1.75, 3 folds, Hero calls.

Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($3.75, 2 players)
Hero bets $2.5, UTG calls.

Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($8.75, 2 players)
Hero bets $7, UTG raises to $21, Hero raises all-in $91.14, UTG calls all-in $41.6.
Uncalled bets: $35.54 returned to Hero.

River: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($133.95, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $133.95)

Results:
Final pot: $133.95
UTG shows Jh Jc 
Hero shows Qc Kh

goofyballer · #**150** 07-08-2006, 05:22 AM

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I'm gonna take a shot at 1/2 tonight.

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SUSTAINABLE!

I might as well quit poker, because I'm never gonna run that hot again! Pretty much everything went my way. One hand was happy-thread worthy, here are the other notable ones:

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $400.71
Hero: $206
CO: $61.60
Button: $216
SB: $1878.78
BB: $200

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG+1 with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG folds, Hero raises to $8, CO calls, Button folds, SB calls, BB folds.

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($26, 3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $18, CO raises all-in $53.6, SB calls, Hero raises all-in $180.
Uncalled bets: $144.4 returned to Hero.

SB was a huge donk with 8 buyins and something like 60/20 stats; I very much would have liked a side pot. He said he folded K9; how he even called the flop is beyond me. Apparently it's the secret to getting $1600 on a 1/2 table.

Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($186.8, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $186.8)

River: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($186.8, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $186.8)

Results:
Final pot: $186.8
Hero shows Kh Ac 
CO shows Kd Ad 

This is an ugly hand that happened to go my way; villain was TAG, so I thought checking turn to induce a riv bluff was standard...I don't think this was the right board for it though. Plus my river bet sucked, as his NFD just hit top pair and probably isn't folding. I'm lucky this worked out for me.

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $251.09
UTG+1: $437.15
CO: $296.42
Hero: $214.85
SB: $214.15
BB: $195.15

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
3 folds, Hero raises to $8, SB calls, BB folds.

Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($18, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $14, SB calls.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($46, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks.

River: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($46, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $18, SB calls.

Results:
Final pot: $82
Hero shows Qc Ks 
SB doesn't show Td Jd 

Villain in this hand is like 80/7/2.4. He doubled me up in the happy thread.

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
4 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $119
CO: $296.42
Button: $214.85
Button: $226.80
Hero: $457.50
BB: $52

Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is SB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG folds, Button calls, Hero calls, BB checks.

Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($6, 3 players)
Hero bets $4, BB folds, Button calls.

Turn: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($14, 2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $6, Hero calls.

River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($26, 2 players)
Hero bets $16, Button raises to $32, Hero calls.

I wussed out here because while I thought I had the best hand, I would have no idea how to respond to a big 4-bet if I 3-bet, and villain is likely dumb enough to 4-bet the same hands I beat that he would minraise in the first place. If this was lower stakes I probably 3-bet and accept the variance if he has a boat, but I decided to play it safe.

Results:
Final pot: $90
Button shows 7c 3h 
Hero shows 9s As 

Standard shortstack ownage.

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $38.50
Hero: $214.85
CO: $84.60
Hero: $237.55
SB: $49.05
BB: $113.60

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
2 folds, Hero raises to $8, SB calls, BB folds.

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($18, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $14, SB raises all-in $41.05, Hero calls.

Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($100.1, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $100.1)

River: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($100.1, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $100.1)

Results:
Final pot: $100.1
Hero shows Jc Js 
SB doesn't show 8d 8c 

Possibly an ill-advised river call, but I think the rest of the hand is ok; villain was something like 55/30/6.0 and I definitely smelled a turn c/r coming, and I figured the river was likely to be a bluff from a LAGtard like this. I'd like everyone to notice villain's flop call with nothing but a backdoor double gutshot + second pair draw; I don't know what he was calling for if not to c/r a scary looking turn. He berated me in chat for the river call after the hand. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $343.89
UTG+1: $314.13
Hero: $204.05
Button: $215.85
SB: $508.80
BB: $196.80

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
2 folds, Hero raises to $8, Button folds, SB calls, BB folds.

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($18, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $12, SB calls.

Turn: 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($42, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks.

River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($42, 2 players)
SB bets $39, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: $120
SB shows 9c Ts 
Hero shows As 9s 

Villain was another 77/30/3.0 type player; I played the hand enough like a weak JJ to think that I could very well have the best hand on the river.

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $166.95
UTG+1: $237.20
CO: $392.23
Button: $200
SB: $280.85
Hero: $199.70

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
2 folds, CO calls, Button folds, SB calls, Hero raises to $10, CO calls, SB folds.

Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($22, 2 players)
Hero bets $20, CO calls.

Turn: 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($62, 2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $15, Hero calls.

River: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($92, 2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $75, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: $242
CO shows 8s 6c 
Hero shows Ad Kh 

Villain doubled me up in the happy thread and he was villain in the flush vs. trips hand, this happened later, don't ask me wtf I was thinking from the turn onward. I should have raised bigger on the turn and folded to a 3-bet. I thought I had the best hand and checked through the flop to avoid getting bluff c/r'ed by donk representing a king, and villain's weak turn bet made me want to raise because the board was starting to get coordinated enough that I had some stuff to protect against. When he 3-bets though I'm obviously behind, and I guess I was just riding off my success. I included this to ground myself a little. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
3 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: $465.30
SB: $198.80
Hero: $200
SB: $280.85
BB: $199.7
BB: $221.65

Pre-flop: (3 players) Hero is Button with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Hero raises to $8, SB folds, BB calls.

Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($17, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks.

Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($17, 2 players)
BB bets $5, Hero raises to $12, BB raises to $19, Hero calls.

River: 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($55, 2 players)
BB bets $15, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: $85
BB shows 3c Kc 
Hero doesn't show Jc Th