Random theories you have . . . - Page 15

jaffa · #1 06-15-2006, 07:33 PM

If i watch an england international, there is a higher chance england will lose.

Empty_House · #2 06-15-2006, 07:37 PM

Bill Gates was fired.

toddw8 · #3 06-15-2006, 07:38 PM

I've always thought I could beat a polygraph test.

NutzyClutz · #4 06-15-2006, 10:05 PM

Man never had a tail in that indent spot above their butt.
If you eat sugar all day you won't get diabetes.
Turning off car radio when nearing unfamiliar destination improves your location ability.
Attention deficit disorder = bored and smart, not dumb.
Autistic people have a lot to teach us.
Every memory we ever has sensed is locked up in our brains.
Love is the fifth dimension.

guids · #5 06-15-2006, 10:08 PM

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I've always thought I could beat a polygraph test.

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You can. Put a thumb a couple thumbtacks in your shoe, whenever they ask you a question, no matter the answer or not, step down on the tack, all the questions they ask will seem like you are nervous yet telling the truth.

Praxis101 · #6 06-16-2006, 02:51 AM

People would be happier if they learned to be bolder and express their ideas on a whim, rather than only doing so upon being asked.

spock86 · #7 06-20-2006, 02:46 AM

All of the major religions stem from the same teachings and have been split up by bitching and moaning.

illusionS · #8 06-20-2006, 05:55 AM

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All of the major religions stem from the same teachings and have been split up by bitching and moaning.

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This is actually pretty true.

el mapache · #9 06-21-2006, 07:23 PM

God (or the Deity of your choice) hates me and wants me to suffer in misery and anguish for all my sad life. Also, anytime I'm in my car where I have to pick a lane, say getting on the ferry or crossing the border, do not get behind me - the other lane will ALWAYS be faster.

Jinx · #10 07-06-2006, 04:11 AM

every now and then I think that I'm lucifer and that I'm forced to relive my life throughout eternity as a punishment for my rebellion, but then I come down from the acid trip and became a bit saner.

But I do have a theory that god gave us free will but not really the wisdom to use it, and that we're forced to relive our lives over and over until we actually do what's "right" and move on. Of course we never do because what's "right" isn't fun or exciting, so we're forced to relive the imperfection of our lives in an endless loop for all of eternity.