favorite Seinfeld line

[posnera]

From The Contest:

ELAINE: (Smiling) I want to be in on this, too.

GEORGE AND JERRY: (Rejecting) Ohh, no. No, no, no..

ELAINE: Why?

JERRY: (Showing difference) It's apples and oranges..

ELAINE: What? Why? (More 'no, no, no's from Jerry and George. Persistent) Why?

JERRY: Because you're a woman!

ELAINE: So what?

JERRY: It's easier for a woman not to do it than a man.

ELAINE: (Sarcastic) Oh.

JERRY: We have to do it. It's part of our lifestyle. It's like, uh.. shaving.

ELAINE: Oh, that is such bologna. I shave my legs.

KRAMER: (Making a point) Not everyday.

[top6]

I'm Keith Hernandez.

[mwgoblue]

KRAMER: Ah, gentlemen.. bagels on the house!

JERRY: How was your first day?

KRAMER: Oh, fantastic! (Jerry and George both pick out a bagel) It felt so good to get my hands back in taht dough.

(Jerry and George stop before they take a bite from their bagels)

JERRY: Your hands were in the dough?

KRAMER: No, I didn't make these bagels. (Jerry and George both take a bite) Yeah, they're day-olds. The homeless won't even touch them. (Jerry and George

stop eating) Oh, we try to fool them by putting a few fresh ones on top, but they dig.. they, they test.

[dandy_don]

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"I'm out!" - Kramer in "The Contest"

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That's the one that first came to mind, also:

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"Do women know about shrinkage?"
"Why does it shrink?"
"It just does."
"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."

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[CrazyEyez]

Elaine: Can we lose the exclamation point? It's not, "Top O' the Muffin TO YOU!"

[CrazyEyez]

Elaine: Maybe there's more to Newman than meets the eye.
Jerry: No. There's less.

[Dave I]

George: The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soup at a deli!

George: I got about fifty-feet out and then suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence he gave out a big bellow. I said, "Easy big fella!" And then as I watched him struggling I reliezed something was obstructing his breathing. From where I was standing
I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!

Jerry: Mammal.

George: Whatever.

[RubbishCards]

Frank: My George isn't clever enough to hatch a scheme like this.
Elaine: You got that right.
Frank: What the hell does that mean?
Elaine: It means whatever the hell you want it to mean.
Frank: You sayin' you want a piece of me?
Elaine: I could drop you like a bag of dirt.
Frank: You wanna piece of me? You got it!

[bulldog999]

Grunch.

"The sea was angry that day, my friend. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli."

[Pretzel]

From the episode where kramer is taking karate lessons
Kramer wins another bout against another 10 year old kid as elaine walks in

Elaine: Kramer, what are you doing?!
Kramer: "I'm dominating"