**Official uNL microbrew thread:April**

[kazana]

April hates me, and I can prove it:
money expected (based on allin equity): 3963.18$
money difference: -354.68$
max money diff: at +0.00$
min money diff: 2007-04-12 02:39:35+01 at -402.97$

I thought I was running pretty badly, and those stats don't even include the gazillion hands where people hit their 3-5 outs on the river and take a chunk out of my stack... Ouch.
Almost 10% under expectation, I guess it could be worse. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[kolotoure]

Losing 17 buyins in 90 hands means you tilted hard and played bad

[dirtylobster]

[ QUOTE ]
I swear to god, Stars is rigged against me. Every time I take a shot at 25NL I run into cooler after cooler after cooler, suckout after suckout. I can't win. I can not beat 25NL. I destroy 10NL.

...

I just lost 33% of my roll in one session.

[/ QUOTE ]

It was the same for me in february-march trying to move up from NL25 to NL50. I took 5 buyin shots when the roll hit $850 (15 buyins) and I failed two times a row. The third time I grinded up to $1250 (25 buyins) and that time I was cooler about the whole thing and all went smooth.

Just hang in there and keep improving and you'll eventually get there.

[Supwithbates]

[ QUOTE ]
wow 5 buyins in 800 hands!
you run bad!
i played nl10 2weeks ago
6 tabling
in the last 90hands i lost 17buyins
i was up 5
29% @ showdown.
cooller after cooler
thats afte3r playing 2k hand that day
i run worse than anyone
good thing i run 10bb/100 @ nl25 2 tabling and 5bb/100 @ razz

[/ QUOTE ]
17 buyins in 90 hands? I don't think most people play for stacks anywhere near 17 times over 90 hands, that proportion's what most people play as their VPIP.

[Everlong]

So at all yall bitching at me for being a nit I moved some cash to Tilt to try this new "LAG" fad out at NL10 (I know I know but I am semi-busto). Running 28/21

I gotta admit it is a lot more fun than 20/13. But I gotta cut down from 9 to 4 tables to start with cause all the pounding takes attention and is a bit draining.

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$0.05/$0.10 Blinds
6 Players
LegoPoker HH Converter

SB: $15.30
BB: $9.80
UTG: $12.35
MP: $9.95
<u>Hero (CO): $13.35</u>
<u>BTN: $8.30</u>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $0.40</font>, BTN calls $0.40, 2 folds

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($0.95) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $0.50</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $2.30</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $12.95</font>, BTN calls all-in for $5.60
Uncalled bet of $5.05 returned to Hero

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($16.75) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

<font color="black">River:</font> ($16.75) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $16.75 ($1.65 Rake)

BTN had A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Sixes)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Nines)

[Kimo White Devil]

I'm beginning to hate poker. been at 100NL for 9K hands now. My firm where I work just bought another firm and prolly some conlosidation to come with it, my job is uncertain, and Even if I tr to convince myself I care (I have awife with a child in the belly, a 1 year old son), I still dont really care about the fact that I could loose my job.

I'm sure Poker has to do something about it...100NL is crazy money, the rakeback is huge, bonuse are huge, small winrate still gives 40$/hour, tax free (Im canadian).

WTF?

[fees]

im gonna get a super secret kolo pic thats super hot and only he will see till its on his avatar, gonna blow norah away LDO

[kolotoure]

If anyone was hotter then Norah the universe would asplode

[fees]

OH NOES KOLO IS GONNA ASPLODE!!!!

[kolotoure]

So hot