banging chicks from myspace.com

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alright I'm going to let OOT take over these next two. I'll send out my reply tomorrow when I wake up, so the best one goes out.

here's #1
she's sure does seem talkative
Brittany

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my week is going good, how is yours? I am just on my way out to line dance lessons again, yee haw!! Don't worry I am not a cowgirl, just like to dance. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Today was a good day I got some more training for different procedures the doctor does so that was exciting but a little stressful also. It went great though, yes!!

Britt



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From: Jeremy
Date: Dec 11, 2005 2:40 PM

i am kind of new to myspace was checking out the people who live near me and came across your profile. you seem really cool and our interests seem to match. drop me a line sometime and maybe we can chat.

~Jeremy

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and #2 is the dumb cheerleader chick. I really don't think I have a chance her based on the types of guys she seems to be into

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From: Jeremy
Date: Dec 11, 2005 8:54 PM

that's cool I'm taller anyways which is what counts

any ideas where you want to go after graduation?


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From: ? Lucy ?
Date: Dec 11, 2005 8:49 PM

like third
and i do not no how tall i am
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From: Jeremy
Date: Dec 11, 2005 8:33 PM

what year in school?

how tall are you?


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From: ? Lucy ?
Date: Dec 11, 2005 8:29 PM

there isn't lol but we still have parties and we do find some places and yes i still am succeding into journalism
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From: Jeremy
Date: Dec 11, 2005 8:26 PM

I didn't think there was much clubbing to be done in salem?

onto journalism now?


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From: ? Lucy ?
Date: Dec 11, 2005 8:24 PM

ya i dont cheerlead much anymore we go clubing more often now lol now that my friend Lex can drink legally and everything
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From: Jeremy
Date: Dec 11, 2005 6:45 PM

Lucy,

Which NFL team would you want to cheer for or does it matter? seems like that would slow down your progress to becoming a journalist.

Jeremy

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her profile
Lucy

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Can I get some more responses here? I really don't see either happening so I'm either looking for something that will jump start things or cause a good enough reponse to be posted. I don't care which.

[Doc7]

"So, wanna meet up and [censored] this weekend? That will probably meet one or both objectives...

[diebitter]

I'd talk a little more along the lines of what they've been up to, finding out about em is both useful and makes you interesting cos you're interested, but to quote BS salesmen, A-B-C ("always be closing").

You're looking for an in, so talking about food leads to dinner, talking about music leads to gigs, talking about movies leads to going to the movies, talking about any specific activities is a lead to those activities (best to do one you can not look ridiculous doing though - and one where you can talk some during it, and there's not loads of people interacting - you wanna 1-to-1 going here).

Make movies the last on your list though, unless it's early and bar/dinner can be afterwards with plenty of time to spare.

[peachy]

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I haven't read through this threaad, just too damn many messages. But, here is my sage advice:

1. Myspace has A LOT of underage girls who lie about their age. You can usually tell by the pictures with them still in their diapers (and labeled most recent photo)

2. There are a bunch of shirtless dudes who are jacked to the hilt with the six pack, so good luck competing with that (I'm 5 foot friggin' 1 and have a "little extra baggage". Luckily I'm married, or unluckily, not really sure)

3. You don't need Myspace to find easy chicks. Easy chicks have taken the guesswork out of it for you. Now here is THE MOST IMPORTANT TELL A CHICK CAN GIVE YOU THAT SHE PUTS OUT:

The standard tatoo on the lower back. Every chick that has one of these is just looking to get laid, is easily manipulated and is probably working on her 2nd or 3rd kid. Best of luck.

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Tramp Stamp :thumbsup:

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not exactly ground breaking news, try threads from 6months ago. that post = thumbs down. let's get this back on track guys diebitter, peachey I'm looking at you as well

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huh...looking at me??

[DukeSucks]

I think I need to broaden my search criteria [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

this popped up on the first page

[The Truth]

Summary of peachy's contribution to the thread.

Post #

8. WTF??!?!??!! and token girl????

7. wtf

6.
wtf 2 bit strip clubs have u been going to?? the ones ive been to/worked at - them being uglier is NOT the case

5. english?

4. uumm its NOT bs

3. was a bartender

2. what monument??

1. huh...looking at me??


5/8 responses reflect utter confusion. Overall theme?
<font color="white">Oh man, shes gonna be pissed! </font>
blake

[diebitter]

To #1, maybe this:

Sounds like a cool week so far!
Do you do other types of dancing? If not, I think you might just be be a cowgirl at heart, but in denial [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

So, stressful times too? Hmm, how do you relax after that? Go home and chill, or do you like to get out and have fun?


#2 is not engaging, and I personally would give up, but it might be worth a shock tactic. I'm sure you can think of something.

[w_alloy]

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I think I need to broaden my search criteria [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

this popped up on the first page

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Lol this profile is great. It is so perfect, it almost seems like a joke.

Did you see her friend?

Best serious picture ever.

[RunDownHouse]

RE: your stripper wrangler:

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From: Julie
Date: Dec 13, 2005 10:49 PM

Love the Godfather trilogy, well maybe not the third one, but yeah I pretty much like all mob/mafia flicks. Well I think I should get some sleep, but I'm sending you a friend invite so we can chat some more, so be my friend dammit! Hahaha I mean please




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From: Jeremy
Date: Dec 13, 2005 10:29 PM

sorry to hear about your cold, I took my dog out last night when it was freezing and like a [censored] starting running around and think I picked up something myself.

poker isn't so much about luck in the long term but about math, being able to calculate odds quickly and picking up on patterns of how people play. I love being able to set my own schedule and not having to report to anyone

my night is going ok, I'm just sort of hanging out with some friends and watching some episodes of entourage.

what do you like to do for fun?

I see you like Scarface, how about The Godfather?

Jeremy




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From: Julie
Date: Dec 13, 2005 10:17 PM

hehehe well good luck with the professional poker playing I'm well, I think I'm getting a little cold though [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] Oh well, nothing that a few beers won't cure. How are you?

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Saying, "Oh, I ran around and might have caught something too" is only appropriate if immediately followed by, "Beer sounds like a good cure, do you want to meet up for a drink sometime this weekend?" I read her beer comment as an invitation to ask her out and thought it was really pretty clear what the best response was. Am I way off-base here?

[fundmyhabit]

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From: Julie
Date: Dec 13, 2005 10:49 PM

Love the Godfather trilogy, well maybe not the third one, but yeah I pretty much like all mob/mafia flicks. Well I think I should get some sleep, but I'm sending you a friend invite so we can chat some more, so be my friend dammit! Hahaha I mean please




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From: Jeremy
Date: Dec 13, 2005 10:29 PM

sorry to hear about your cold, I took my dog out last night when it was freezing and like a [censored] starting running around and think I picked up something myself.

poker isn't so much about luck in the long term but about math, being able to calculate odds quickly and picking up on patterns of how people play. I love being able to set my own schedule and not having to report to anyone

my night is going ok, I'm just sort of hanging out with some friends and watching some episodes of entourage.

what do you like to do for fun?

I see you like Scarface, how about The Godfather?

Jeremy




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From: Julie
Date: Dec 13, 2005 10:17 PM

hehehe well good luck with the professional poker playing I'm well, I think I'm getting a little cold though [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] Oh well, nothing that a few beers won't cure. How are you?

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Saying, "Oh, I ran around and might have caught something too" is only appropriate if immediately followed by, "Beer sounds like a good cure, do you want to meet up for a drink sometime this weekend?" I read her beer comment as an invitation to ask her out and thought it was really pretty clear what the best response was. Am I way off-base here?

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i 2nd this line, or variation of it