**Official uNL Microbrew thread: January (nc)**

[evilempire]

dealt to hero: Ks Kd
hero raises to $1
idiot calls
otherdude raises to $4
hero pushes all-in
idiot folds
otherdude thinks...
somerando' says "wow"
idiot says "uncalled for"
idiot says "before the the flop"

WHAT?! lolz

[grouchie]

Today Started off pretty damn bad.
Lost a buy-in to flopped quads (TP NFD)
Lost a buy-in when I flopped Trip Qs, he flopped higher trip Q's and slowplayed till river.
Lost a buy-in to Flush over Flush.

Then I caught the guy who outflushed me on a bluff, and he proceeded to go on tilt.

[evilempire]

I've never seen anything like this:
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

BB ($47.45)
UTG ($26.55)
Hero ($30.65)
Button ($21.55)
SB ($8.35)

Preflop: Hero is MP with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $1</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, BB calls $0.75.

Flop: ($2.10) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $2</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $6</font>, Hero calls $4.

Turn: ($14.10) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets $8</font>, Hero calls $8.

River: ($30.10) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets $13.75</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $15.65</font>, BB folds.

Final Pot: $59.50

Results in white below:
Hero has Ad Jh (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins $59.50. </font>

[NuclrFusion]

Ok seriously, kill me, right now.

I need a new hobby.

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
6 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
2 folds, CO calls, Button calls, SB folds, Hero checks.

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($1.75, 3 players)
Hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">CO bets $1</font>, Button folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $3.5</font>, CO calls.

Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($8.75, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $5</font>, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises to $10</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $46</font>, <font color="#cc0000">CO calls all-in $5.7</font>.
Uncalled bets: $30.3 returned to Hero.

River: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($40.15, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $40.15)


Results:
Final pot: $40.15
<font color="#ffffff">Hero Shows Jc 9d</font>
<font color="#ffffff">CO Shows 9c Kh</font>

[Fidodell]

1st hundred hands... Wow this is going to be a great day!!



Oooops... Maybe not....

[thac]

Hey guys, let me be the first to say, rostuckooooo

[Check_The_Nuts]

[ QUOTE ]
SHIP IT [censored] HOLLA!~!!!

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Button ($4.95)
SB ($20.65)
BB ($61.45)
Hero ($118.10)
MP ($96.10)
CO ($70.40)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $2</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $5</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls $4.95 (All-In), SB calls $4.75, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls $3.

Flop: ($20.45) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players, 1 all-in)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $11.5</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $30.5</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $60.6</font>, SB calls $4.15 (All-In), Hero calls $60.60.

Turn: ($187.80) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players, 2 all-in)</font>

River: ($187.80) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $187.80

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has Ks Jd (one pair, tens).
Hero has 8h 8s (full house, eights full of tens).
MP has Ad As (two pair, aces and tens).
Button has Jh Js (two pair, jacks and tens).
Outcome: Hero wins $187.80. </font>

[/ QUOTE ]

wow stacking off with AA there for two buy ins is [censored] terrible

[kaz2107]

solid month for me. hope next month is WAY better tho.

thac:u have the SWINGIEST graphs EVAR [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[EMc]

why when Im playing goot, I run bad. When I play bad, I run goot?

[thac]

Amen EMc - I ran worse than ever today.. but then I started playing bad and got back to even. Hm.