Official April Thread: General Discussion/etc

[BobboFitos]

hahaha, googled my name (more procrastination) and found a person (another poker forum) describing me as (paraphrased) "a [censored] psycho". somehow that makes me really happy, and i think i can sleep on that note, despite not finishing the pape.r

[Reef]

in how many hrs is the paper due

[LucidDream]

This got posted by a friend of kurosh2(FTP ratholer) at Cardrunners in response to a strat post about playing vs ratholers/scum. It's chalked full of irony.

"hey chumps. i see you are all thinking hard about how to beat me. i'm a [censored] professional. let me give you guys some lessons. just stay out of my way. when i raise, fold. if i call, BETTER WATCH OUT JUST CHECK FOLD. it's kinda a challenge to consistently outplay you guys postflop with 20bbs, but you make it easy for me. keep trying and maybe one day you will be a tenth of the player i am."

[JKratzer]

[ QUOTE ]
and maybe one day you will be a tenth of the player i am.

[/ QUOTE ]

classic

[LucidDream]

he plays good

FullTiltPoker Game #2183331498: Table Cranwood (6 max) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:13:34 ET - 2007/04/10
Seat 1: cardiffgiant1 ($511.20)
Seat 2: LongLostLoser ($400)
Seat 3: MagikKid ($714), is sitting out
Seat 4: driveucrazy ($270.20)
Seat 5: kurosh2 ($76)
Seat 6: SABRES7000 ($448.20)
SABRES7000 posts the small blind of $2
cardiffgiant1 posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to cardiffgiant1 [Qs Qc]
driveucrazy calls $4
kurosh2 raises to $18
SABRES7000 folds
cardiffgiant1 calls $14
driveucrazy folds
*** FLOP *** [4s 9h 8c]
cardiffgiant1 checks
kurosh2 bets $18
cardiffgiant1 raises to $493.20, and is all in
kurosh2 calls $40, and is all in
cardiffgiant1 shows [Qs Qc]
kurosh2 shows [Ah Qh]
Uncalled bet of $435.20 returned to cardiffgiant1
*** TURN *** [4s 9h 8c] [As]
*** RIVER *** [4s 9h 8c As] [5s]
cardiffgiant1 shows a pair of Queens
kurosh2 shows a pair of Aces
kurosh2 wins the pot ($156) with a pair of Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $158 | Rake $2
Board: [4s 9h 8c As 5s]
Seat 1: cardiffgiant1 (big blind) showed [Qs Qc] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 2: LongLostLoser is sitting out
Seat 3: MagikKid is sitting out
Seat 4: driveucrazy folded before the Flop
Seat 5: kurosh2 (button) showed [Ah Qh] and won ($156) with a pair of Aces
Seat 6: SABRES7000 (small blind) folded before the Flop

[punter11235]

Hmmm....



For curious minds I did get lucky this month :

money won: 382196.45$
money expected (based on allin equity): 372292.42$
money difference: +9904.03$
max money diff: 2007-04-23 22:21:23+02 at +18655.01$
min money diff: 2007-04-11 08:05:55+02 at -5699.55$
total_bet: 366458.13$

(sklansky bucks script is working correctly now I encourage everybody to see how lucky they are [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] ).

[ipokeder]

dear god

is that 5/10 on party?

[crosse91]

punter-where's this script at?

[g-p]

yea whers it

[Christophers]

I wish I could play a lot of hands, 15K total this month so far [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]