**Official uNL microbrew thread:April**

[kabouter]

ARRRR I run good!

[ajml]

Hmm so I sat down today and played this hand. I rarely talk in chat, never say anything that isnt friendly, and hadnt said a word this session. Uhh okay.. lol id hate to see if he lost a hand

Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

UTG ($53.10)
<font color="#C00000">MP <font color="#A500AF">(macjiggly)</font> ($23.95)</font>
CO ($14.30)
Button ($63.55)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($56.75)</font>
BB ($74.15)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP <font color="#A500AF">(macjiggly)</font> raises to $1</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls $1, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $5</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP <font color="#A500AF">(macjiggly)</font> raises to $23.95</font>, Button folds, Hero calls $18.95.

Flop: ($49.40) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Turn: ($49.40) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: ($49.40) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $49.40

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has As Ad (three of a kind, aces).
macjiggly has Qh Qc (straight, ace high).
Outcome: macjiggly wins $49.40. </font>


macjiggly said, "***** *** ****** ****"
macjiggly said, "go **** your self"
macjiggly said, "u really suck"
macjiggly said, "suck my balls ******"
macjiggly said, "to me it looks like ur a fa-g"

[yellowbluebus]

Maybe he typed all of that when he saw an ace on the flop.

[kaz2107]

i loled kabouter. nh

[Archon_Wing]

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Holy Crap. I've been playing $50 FTP and Stars 6 max tables. A decided to play at tables with a friend of mine who isn't rolled for $50 so I dropped down to the $25 tables.

WTF? I wasn't expecting them to be nittier then the $50 tables. I had MULTIPLE players at several tables with stats like 8.5/8.5 or and the really adventurous 10/7... at 6 max.....


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Yeah, no [censored], I noticed this when I was ramping up just now. The 25NL tables really suck, there are a ton of these 8/6 guys who play like bots. WTF if I was playing 8/6 at 25NL I think I would kill myself. Plus the fish always buy in short bust quick and leave the table so you have to constantly move around to chase them. The games are so bad there.

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOL, yea I just started playing there and it's stupidly tight. I've had orbits where it gets folded to the sb. So I practiced some game selection and got some 14/4 and finally some 40 vpip+, unforunately they only had like $3 or something. Guessing they're all rakeback/bonus whores. Oh wait, me too. Wonder how limit is like?

[kolotoure]

I don't need a buddy list because I own all the TAGs anyway

[kaz2107]

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I don't need a buddy list because I own all the TAGs anyway

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this has gotta b tha longest stretch in between posts in here for u this month!!?!? how r u gonna get tha post count to break 10k with this kinda slackin off???

[kolotoure]

I had to leave the house for romance. ldo

[fees]

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I had to leave the house for romance. ldo

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new image plz, u post too damn much and i cant stand that image, please change to one of the following:











choose and do now PLEASE!!

[Gelford]

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