SSNL POKER [cheese] thread JUNE PT 3

[cwar]

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Speaking of marriage/weddings, we just had the final stop on our IWT (International Wedding Tour) here in BC last weekend.
In the pic, we're coming around the house on stilts, right before we read our vows and danced for the 100+ guests.
Helluva party! (Carnaval themed)



Note Aston Martin in drive way (not mine unfortunately).

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Stilts = Balla

[deaders]

if you are playing me anytime ever heres a tip to win every time - when I have aces call my 4bet pre with J5s then overbet shove your J high fd for 200bb, river the flush every time.

I am running worse than i ever ever thought possible, I couldnt even make these hands up. Ever seen 75ss raise an AQ9 flop no spades against AQ and then have the turn and river be 5s?

Im living a bad dream this past week, i could really break something right now.

[deaders]

oh and id like to apologize to the 2p2er i was talking [censored] to at the table - if youre reading this, sorry but ive been having a horrific week and just had enough today.

[keikiwai]

i'm sure if i never get a combo draw again in my life it'll be +EV

i usually push turn, but always get called

but i couldn't fold - and i decided to "save" myself $90 some dollars on the river (how much i had left)

WTF WAS I THINKING

SOMEONE SLAP ME

SO NOW I SHOULD JUST FUKCING PUKE

sometimes i play so bad i could cry

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $268.30
BB: $211.05
UTG: $235.55
keikiwai (MP): $418.60
CO: $84.60
BTN: $863.40

Preflop: keikiwai is dealt T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">keikiwai raises to $8.00</font>, CO folds, <font color="red">BTN raises to $30.00</font>, 2 folds, keikiwai calls $22.00

Flop: ($63) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
keikiwai checks, <font color="red">BTN bets $42.00</font>, <font color="red">keikiwai raises to $122.00</font>, BTN calls $80.00

Turn: ($307) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
keikiwai checks, <font color="red">BTN bets $172.00</font>, keikiwai calls $172.00

River: ($651) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
keikiwai checks, <font color="red">BTN bets all-in for $539.40</font>, keikiwai folds

BTN: shows 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (high card Queen)

Pot Size: $1,190.40 ($3 Rake)

[dirtylobster]

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Congrats Thac

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[dirtylobster]

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lol, just looking at the goals thread. alot of nice friendly faces. funny stuff.

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I haven't seen a goals thread here in SSNL though if I remember correctly UNL had one every month. Standard?

[keikiwai]

someone remind me never to bluff Aces or flushes

seriously though, isn't my FE super low to get called by this? I put villain on an Ace or 2 pair or better... lol

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $86.00
BB: $200.00
UTG: $338.50
MP: $238.20
CO: $104.50
keikiwai (BTN): $216.75

Preflop: keikiwai is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">MP raises to $8.00</font>, CO folds, keikiwai calls $8.00, 2 folds

Flop: ($19) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">MP bets $12.00</font>, <font color="red">keikiwai raises to $40.00</font>, MP calls $28.00

Turn: ($99) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
MP checks, <font color="red">keikiwai bets $60.00</font>, MP calls $60.00

River: ($219) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
MP checks, <font color="red">keikiwai bets all-in for $108.75</font>, MP calls $108.75

Pot Size: $436.50 ($3 Rake)

MP had Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and LOST (-$216.75)
keikiwai had J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and WON (+$216.75)

(edit: done playing for the day. i'm up 1.5 buy ins. imagine if i hadn't fubared that $600 pot, i hadn't called w/ my flush vs the obv. boat on the river for $130, and i hadn't called the cr on an 885 board w 99 for a stack.... i may actually be good if i stopped sucking like a Hoover)

[keikiwai]

congrats thac

that's cool, hope it works out for you guys

[tannenj]

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$0.05/$0.10 Blinds
6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $17.50
Hero (BB): $13.20
UTG: $11.35
MP: $10.00
CO: $10.05
BTN: $9.30

MP posts $0.10
Preflop: Hero is dealt T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, MP checks, CO calls $0.10, 2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $0.70</font>, MP folds, CO calls $0.60

Flop: ($1.55) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">CO bets $1.55</font>, Hero calls $1.55

Turn: ($4.65) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">CO bets all-in for $7.80</font>, Hero calls $7.80

River: ($20.25) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $20.25 ($2 Rake)

CO had Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Eights) and WON (+$8.20)
Hero had T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Eights) and LOST (-$10.05)

villain: i knew you had nothing

[dirtylobster]

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Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$0.05/$0.10 Blinds

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You should move up where you respect villains raises.