Official TRANSFORMERS Thread

[CharlieDontSurf]

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if u didnt like this movie than ur prolly overanalyzing it, just shut up, turn ur brain off and watch, its an awesome movie

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This is music to the ears of Michael Bay, Tim Story, and Eli Roth

[Blimey Guvnah]

That MSPaint is terrible. Unviewable really. The lack of coloration and the usage of stark black lines which don't exist in the living world is an atrocity to the art community.

This piece does not use the medium of oil colors and canvas and the "artist" (I wretch while using the word to describe someone who would disgrace the world by unleashing such a philistine catastrophy), should quit scribbling forever as I have never liked his endeavors.

This piece fails to move me in the way that the Mona Lisa or the ceiling of the Sistine chapel did. Among other things, the lack of a light source coupled with a use of shadows makes me want to throw up a very fancy dish you pedestrian commoners will never consume.

Only a child could enjoy this and that's stretching it.

[CharlieDontSurf]

try harder.

[The Farside]

better yet, kill yourself.

[econophile]

lol @ some people getting all dickhurt over a little transformers criticism

[The Farside]

What are you talking about? I hated Transformers, look at my earlier post in the thread. I was getting "dickhurt" over the terrible, unfunny gimmick account.

Reading comprehension: try it sometime.

[psuasskicker]

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The fact that so many people actually liked this movie shows that we have become a society of Philistines. This movie was horribly bad on every level.

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LOL @ people taking life too seriously to be able to shut the brain off and enjoy something every so often.

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[TheCroShow]

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A little bitchy but not that unfair. I was a theater technican for 10 years and still can't watch a play without timing the blackouts and seeing where the run crew screwed up. When I see a play the techincal stuff is what is important to me and that's how I judge it. My friends who weren't theater technicians don't see the same play that I do. The same is going to be true with people who have studied the mechanics of film. They are not going to see the same film as someone who doesn't have their training and background. Trying to critique a film for them is just going to be annoying because all they wanted to see was the explosions and if they noticed character development or how the film was edited they probably wouldn't be able to talk about it. For the most part they are the target audience of the film and if they liked it the film was a success, regardless of the "real quality" of the film.

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the inability to enjoy movies must suck for you eh? i love sitting down in front of a movie like transformers, unplug my brain and enjoy the movie.

i would hate life if i were like "omg that shot is sooo awful, like...the framing is so bad and the blocking...omg m. bay sux, they should have had soderbergh or lynch direct this." *sips tea*

[econophile]

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What are you talking about? I hated Transformers, look at my earlier post in the thread. I was getting "dickhurt" over the terrible, unfunny gimmick account.

Reading comprehension: try it sometime.



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threaded user?

[Homer]

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A little bitchy but not that unfair. I was a theater technican for 10 years and still can't watch a play without timing the blackouts and seeing where the run crew screwed up. When I see a play the techincal stuff is what is important to me and that's how I judge it. My friends who weren't theater technicians don't see the same play that I do. The same is going to be true with people who have studied the mechanics of film. They are not going to see the same film as someone who doesn't have their training and background. Trying to critique a film for them is just going to be annoying because all they wanted to see was the explosions and if they noticed character development or how the film was edited they probably wouldn't be able to talk about it. For the most part they are the target audience of the film and if they liked it the film was a success, regardless of the "real quality" of the film.

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the inability to enjoy movies must suck for you eh? i love sitting down in front of a movie like transformers, unplug my brain and enjoy the movie.

i would hate life if i were like "omg that shot is sooo awful, like...the framing is so bad and the blocking...omg m. bay sux, they should have had soderbergh or lynch direct this." *sips tea*

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it's not like everyone who hated this movie is incapable of enjoying a popcorn flick.