Convince me to stake you

[mbillie1]

Bakes,

You should stake me for like, 50NL so I don't have to get a job, because damn getting a job sucks. But if I don't get one by July I have to like, run in front of a car and sue or something. I'm like +3ptbb/hr @ 50NL, and busto because 1) I don't have a job and have been playing 25NL and 2) I keep taking out moniez to spend them.

You know you don't want to see a 2+2 poster of my caliber resort to actual employment, holla

edit: btw this are srs post, I can throw up some graphs or whatever

[THAY3R]

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I used to be the best 20/180 player till aejones played one [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img].

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lol @ you ever being better than me in 180s

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maybe this could be settled by some kind of hu match where you guys play 5 or 6 different types of poker.

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It seems to me that under that format the worst player would win.

[The Blunt]

This is the month of May for me playing. Now I go to school and have been on vacation and the big thing is have been lazy but I will play more if you would like me to. If you would like to stake in nlhe and not omaha then just pm and I can send you limit and nl graphs as well but not sure what your really looking for rite now. I dont post as much but read these forums daily. would be a blessing to get staked since im getting my engine replaced rite now in my jeep.

[aejones]

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Hey Bakes. Here's another resume.

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nice limping

[the_main]

For those of you who have been staked before, or have given stakes... what was your deal?

I'm trying to get at what is standard.

Just curious, as I've never done anything like this before.

[elstunar]

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This is serious business. stake me plz pm me for details.

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Post stars SN and ill ship u $5

[/ QUOTE ] stars sn is elstunar for anyone who wants to contribute to staking me, and for more incentive, i will make a longer, better video which i will take suggestions for themes for a $100 stake so i can grind at $5 nl as i haven't had money since i withdrew after the ban

[Bakes]

all -

i dont have the funds to stake for above nl 400 really so if thats what your lookin for, sorry but i'm not that robusto.

[ImsaKidd]

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For those of you who have been staked before, or have given stakes... what was your deal?

I'm trying to get at what is standard.

Just curious, as I've never done anything like this before.

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It really really depends on skill/BR size/stakes IMO. I would say that, in general, something along the lines of 40% profit to the player is standard on a full stake?

[pokerchap]

Bates,

I have cashed out 5k the last few months playing on cake/stars ... I cashed out most of my money then went busto with my last few $400 when i took a shot at 5/10. I would never tilt or mess with your money because that is way dick.

If you are interested PM me and I can post the screenshots of me cashing out 4k.
I am a shortstacker so I dont have PT because I don't really need it. I can shortstack 100nl or play 100bbs at 25nl or 50nl... I am just asking for a small stake

thanks, if you need to know anything else, just ask.

I know its a risk staking someone who doesn't have PT but I can write an essay or something for you lol

I have transferred over 2k with adanthar too so you can trust me

ONE LAST THING- you may ask why I need to be staked and why I don't just deposit. That is because I don't deposit. It's not what I do. I started out by winning $3 in a freeroll and worked it to $3k in a month on cake poker. there is a thread on this somewhere if you don't believe me. ship it?

[pickless]

if you stake me I will play at least 60k hands in june with at least 4ptbb/100 at .5/1nl 6max and 1/2. this is truth