Cheating on your wife

[rothko]

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Ask me anything about cheating on your wife. I have been married twice, first one divorced but not for cheating. I have been successfully cheating on my wife's for over 8 yrs now. If u think I am a a-hole for doing what I do. Alright so be it. I understand that. But for some reason I just wasn't built with that part of my brain.

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you are very naive, sir, if you believe that you are actually cheating on your wife.

[Maple Leafs]

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lol, i knew it would be the anal you were after. dont try to deny it either, this is the main thing that you are looking for.

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No kidding. The rest of it was clearly a lie. There is no such thing as a woman who won't do a little spanking, dirty talk and light hair-pulling. They love that, because they think it's what men mean when we say "kinky". Only later do they realize we actually want them to dress up in a clown suit and pee into a balloon.

[DING-DONG YO]

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lol, i knew it would be the anal you were after. dont try to deny it either, this is the main thing that you are looking for.

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No kidding. The rest of it was clearly a lie. There is no such thing as a woman who won't do a little spanking, dirty talk and light hair-pulling. They love that, because they think it's what men mean when we say "kinky". Only later do they realize we actually want them to dress up in a clown suit and pee into a balloon.

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lol

[Richard Tanner]

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lol, i knew it would be the anal you were after. dont try to deny it either, this is the main thing that you are looking for.

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No kidding. The rest of it was clearly a lie. There is no such thing as a woman who won't do a little spanking, dirty talk and light hair-pulling. They love that, because they think it's what men mean when we say "kinky". Only later do they realize we actually want them to dress up in a clown suit and pee into a balloon.

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Uhhh TR...I guess.

Cody

[lostsoul]

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can you give us the distribution of hotness of the women you have sex with? like:

1 - 5%
2 - 5%
3 - 15%
4 - 40%
5 - 25%
6 - 5%
7 - 3%
8 - 1%
9 - 1%
10 - 0%

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MAybe 10% u would find hot. I know on here people's standards are high. Even though in real life most of them would [censored] anything they could get there hands on

[eljizzle]

OP, what would be your thoughts if you caught your wife cheating on you? I'm not like trying to be a psychologist and be like "how would that make you feel?" It's more of a curiosity thing, would you be crushed and betrayed or like "sweet, maybe that guy will get her to be less of a prude"?

[lostsoul]

probablly try to act like I never caught her, If she is good for her. I mean if she there is something I don't do for her so she is going out and getting it. I would rather not know, but if I did find out I wouldn't divorce her for it or anything. Depending how far she has gone with it I might tell her I have done the same. Now I wouldn't go into great detail or say how many times but I would proablly tell just so we are on even ground again,

[lostsoul]

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lol, i knew it would be the anal you were after. dont try to deny it either, this is the main thing that you are looking for.

BTW, if you actually pulled off the dirty sanchez, you are a god. Teach me.

One request, could you actually perform the houdini and secretly tape it and put it on the internet. This would win the award for the funniest thing ever.

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I will say one thing the fat girls once u have themin bed will pretty much let u do anything u wan. U jst need the balls to try it. Anal is good and all but the thrill of it is better.

[schundler]

Why so much hate for OP? Bros b4 hos.

[pnazari]

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Why so much hate for OP? Bros b4 hos.

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what are you, in the tenth grade?