Theory- The aejones theorem - Page 14

Ship Ship McGipp · #**131** 06-16-2007, 06:51 PM

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Preflop is pretty atrocious no matter who u are.

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man, you guys are nits

Ship Ship McGipp · #**132** 06-29-2007, 03:13 AM

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $10 BB (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

UTG ($1222)
ae [censored] jones ($1137)
CO ($2167.80)
Button ($1146)
SB ($1580)
BB ($984)

Preflop: ae [censored] jones is MP with 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
1 fold, ae [censored] jones raises to $30, 3 folds, BB calls $20.

Flop: ($65) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, ae [censored] jones bets $40, BB raises to $150, ae [censored] jones calls $110.

Turn: ($365) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $205, ae [censored] jones raises to $410, BB folds.

Final Pot: $980

Results in white below: 
No showdown. ae [censored] jones wins $980.

smartalecc5 · #**133** 06-29-2007, 03:19 AM

jw, do u ever get looked up on hands like this..... that raise can't be +EV can it?

Ship Ship McGipp · #**134** 06-29-2007, 03:22 AM

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jw, do u ever get looked up on hands like this..... that raise can't be +EV can it?

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sometimes and so +ev it's ridic

wheelz · #**135** 06-29-2007, 03:23 AM

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ae [censored] jones wins $980.

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looks +ev to me

Ship Ship McGipp · #**136** 06-30-2007, 09:16 PM

So owned.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $10 BB (4 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

Button ($1013)
SB ($1005)
BB ($1106)
ae [censored] jones ($1146)

Preflop: ae [censored] jones is UTG with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
ae [censored] jones raises to $30, Button calls $30, 2 folds.

Flop: ($75) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
ae [censored] jones checks, Button checks.

Turn: ($75) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
ae [censored] jones bets $60, Button raises to $180, ae [censored] jones calls $120.

River: ($435) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
ae [censored] jones checks, Button bets $250, ae [censored] jones calls $250.

Final Pot: $935

Results in white below: 
ae [censored] jones has Jh Ts (two pair, jacks and tens).
Button has 7c 7d (one pair, sevens).
Outcome: ae [censored] jones wins $935. 

Owned:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $10 BB (5 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

ae [censored] jones ($1005)
BB ($252.50)
UTG ($1280)
MP ($985)
Button ($1633.75)

Preflop: ae [censored] jones is SB with 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG calls $10, 2 folds, ae [censored] jones raises to $50, 1 fold, UTG calls $40.

Flop: ($110) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
ae [censored] jones checks, UTG checks.

Turn: ($110) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
ae [censored] jones bets $60, UTG raises to $120, ae [censored] jones calls $60.

River: ($350) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
ae [censored] jones checks, UTG bets $160, ae [censored] jones calls $160.

Final Pot: $670

Results in white below: 
ae [censored] jones has 7d 7s (two pair, sevens and fives).
UTG has 4h Ah (one pair, fives).
Outcome: ae [censored] jones wins $670. 

Owned:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $6 BB (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

ae [censored] jones ($3643.10)
MP ($1466.30)
CO ($432.15)
Button ($513)
SB ($594)
BB ($529)

Preflop: ae [censored] jones is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
ae [censored] jones raises to $18, MP calls $18, 1 fold, Button calls $18, SB calls $15, BB raises to $78, ae [censored] jones calls $60, MP calls $60, Button folds, SB folds.

Flop: ($270) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
BB bets $138, ae [censored] jones calls $138, MP folds.

Turn: ($546) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, ae [censored] jones checks.

River: ($546) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $313 (All-In), ae [censored] jones calls $313.

Final Pot: $1172

Results in white below: 
BB has Jc 2d (high card, ace).
ae [censored] jones has Kc Qh (one pair, queens).
Outcome: ae [censored] jones wins $1172. 

ship ship mcgipp

Ship Ship McGipp · #**137** 06-30-2007, 09:21 PM

More Ownage.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $6 BB (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

ae [censored] jones ($5181.75)
SB ($849)
BB ($2185.30)
UTG ($1022.55)
MP ($474)
CO ($688)

Preflop: ae [censored] jones is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
1 fold, MP raises to $24, 1 fold, ae [censored] jones raises to $72, 2 folds, MP calls $48.

Flop: ($153) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
MP checks, ae [censored] jones checks.

Turn: ($153) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
MP checks, ae [censored] jones checks.

River: ($153) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
MP bets $144, ae [censored] jones calls $144.

Final Pot: $441

Results in white below: 
MP has 5c 7c (one pair, jacks).
ae [censored] jones has Ks Ah (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: ae [censored] jones wins $441. 

Sick OOP float, then owned:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $10 BB (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

UTG ($2315.75)
MP ($604)
ae [censored] jones ($1000)
Button ($1000)
SB ($2612.60)
BB ($3044.50)

Preflop: ae [censored] jones is CO with 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
1 fold, MP calls $10, ae [censored] jones raises to $40, 3 folds, MP calls $30.

Flop: ($95) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
MP bets $30, ae [censored] jones raises to $135, MP calls $105.

Turn: ($365) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
MP checks, ae [censored] jones checks.

River: ($365) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
MP bets $140, ae [censored] jones calls $140.

Final Pot: $645

Results in white below: 
MP has 5h Kc (one pair, twos).
ae [censored] jones has 3s As (two pair, threes and twos).
Outcome: ae [censored] jones wins $645. 

And my favorite, by far, because it included this chat while I'm thinking on the river:

badg2 said, "got a flush if its any use"

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $10 BB (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

ae [censored] jones ($955)
UTG ($1803.75)
MP ($1436.10)
CO ($418.65)
Button ($1344.20)
SB ($212)

Preflop: ae [censored] jones is BB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
1 fold, MP calls $10, 3 folds, ae [censored] jones checks.

Flop: ($25) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
ae [censored] jones bets $25, MP raises to $50, ae [censored] jones raises to $150, MP calls $100.

Turn: ($325) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
ae [censored] jones bets $220, MP calls $220.

River: ($765) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
ae [censored] jones checks, MP bets $330, ae [censored] jones calls $330.

Final Pot: $1425

Results in white below: 
ae [censored] jones has 6s 6d (three of a kind, sixes).
MP has Ts Qd (one pair, tens).
Outcome: ae [censored] jones wins $1425. 

Afterwards he asked me for five minutes how I made that call, and I told him for 300-350/hr I'd teach him...

ship ship mcgipp

Melchiades · #**138** 06-30-2007, 10:27 PM

Might have been owned if you C/R'ed river for value, or had T9. This is not owned (only looked at the first hand).

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So owned.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $10 BB (4 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

Button ($1013)
SB ($1005)
BB ($1106)
ae [censored] jones ($1146)

Preflop: ae [censored] jones is UTG with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
ae [censored] jones raises to $30, Button calls $30, 2 folds.

Flop: ($75) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
ae [censored] jones checks, Button checks.

Turn: ($75) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
ae [censored] jones bets $60, Button raises to $180, ae [censored] jones calls $120.

River: ($435) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
ae [censored] jones checks, Button bets $250, ae [censored] jones calls $250.

Final Pot: $935

Results in white below: 
ae [censored] jones has Jh Ts (two pair, jacks and tens).
Button has 7c 7d (one pair, sevens).
Outcome: ae [censored] jones wins $935.

olof86 · #**139** 06-30-2007, 10:35 PM

i'm a proud mthrfkr named aejones, I need to get laid.

Errk · #**140** 07-01-2007, 12:21 AM

I loled