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[shaundeeb]

so far with 2 tables left in ftp 300 sighhh I am running bad


Full Tilt Poker Game #2010157676: $40,000 Guarantee (14435054), Table 1 - 600/1200 Ante 150 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:54:00 ET - 2007/03/17
Seat 1: tedsfishfry (74,620)
Seat 3: DaTruth2534 (38,623)
Seat 4: Fournicator (29,742)
Seat 5: GetPWN3D (16,475)
Seat 6: i had the odds (17,368)
tedsfishfry antes 150
DaTruth2534 antes 150
Fournicator antes 150
GetPWN3D antes 150
i had the odds antes 150
i had the odds posts the small blind of 600
tedsfishfry posts the big blind of 1,200
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to tedsfishfry [As 6c]
GetPWN3D: <<done with the 29
DaTruth2534 folds
GetPWN3D: ;-)
Fournicator folds
tedsfishfry: I know better than to believe that
GetPWN3D raises to 16,325, and is all in
i had the odds folds
tedsfishfry has 15 seconds left to act
tedsfishfry calls 15,125
GetPWN3D shows [Ad 5d]
tedsfishfry shows [As 6c]
*** FLOP *** [5s Ks 7s]
*** TURN *** [5s Ks 7s] [Jh]
*** RIVER *** [5s Ks 7s Jh] [Qh]
GetPWN3D shows a pair of Fives
tedsfishfry shows Ace King high
GetPWN3D wins the pot (34,000) with a pair of Fives
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 34,000 | Rake 0
Board: [5s Ks 7s Jh Qh]
Seat 1: tedsfishfry (big blind) showed [As 6c] and lost with Ace King high
Seat 3: DaTruth2534 folded before the Flop
Seat 4: Fournicator folded before the Flop
Seat 5: GetPWN3D (button) showed [Ad 5d] and won (34,000) with a pair of Fives
Seat 6: i had the odds (small blind) folded before the Flop


Full Tilt Poker Game #2010189911: $40,000 Guarantee (14435054), Table 1 - 600/1200 Ante 150 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:59:05 ET - 2007/03/17
Seat 1: tedsfishfry (62,345)
Seat 2: kingscaper (34,883)
Seat 3: DaTruth2534 (48,373)
Seat 4: Fournicator (27,342)
Seat 5: GetPWN3D (22,750)
Seat 6: i had the odds (16,168)
tedsfishfry antes 150
kingscaper antes 150
DaTruth2534 antes 150
Fournicator antes 150
GetPWN3D antes 150
i had the odds antes 150
GetPWN3D posts the small blind of 600
i had the odds posts the big blind of 1,200
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to tedsfishfry [8d 8s]
tedsfishfry raises to 3,600
kingscaper folds
DaTruth2534 folds
Fournicator raises to 27,192, and is all in
GetPWN3D folds
i had the odds folds
tedsfishfry calls 23,592
Fournicator shows [5d 5h]
tedsfishfry shows [8d 8s]
*** FLOP *** [Tc 3c Qd]
*** TURN *** [Tc 3c Qd] [5s]
*** RIVER *** [Tc 3c Qd 5s] [4s]
Fournicator shows three of a kind, Fives
GetPWN3D: hgj;'
tedsfishfry shows a pair of Eights
GetPWN3D: fhjfgh
Fournicator wins the pot (57,084) with three of a kind, Fives
tedsfishfry: fickkds
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 57,084 | Rake 0
Board: [Tc 3c Qd 5s 4s]
Seat 1: tedsfishfry showed [8d 8s] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 2: kingscaper folded before the Flop
Seat 3: DaTruth2534 folded before the Flop
Seat 4: Fournicator (button) showed [5d 5h] and won (57,084) with three of a kind, Fives
Seat 5: GetPWN3D (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: i had the odds (big blind) folded before the Flop

this sucks running this bad,

Full Tilt Poker Game #2010306382: $40,000 Guarantee (14435054), Table 1 - 800/1600 Ante 200 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:17:28 ET - 2007/03/17
Seat 1: tedsfishfry (27,703)
Seat 2: kingscaper (63,066)
Seat 3: DaTruth2534 (7,855)
Seat 4: Fournicator (45,951)
Seat 6: i had the odds (67,286)
tedsfishfry antes 200
kingscaper antes 200
DaTruth2534 antes 200
Fournicator antes 200
i had the odds antes 200
i had the odds posts the small blind of 800
tedsfishfry posts the big blind of 1,600
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to tedsfishfry [Kh Kc]
kingscaper calls 1,600
DaTruth2534 raises to 7,655, and is all in
Fournicator folds
i had the odds folds
tedsfishfry raises to 27,503, and is all in
kingscaper folds
tedsfishfry shows [Kh Kc]
DaTruth2534 shows [Ts Jh]
Uncalled bet of 19,848 returned to tedsfishfry
*** FLOP *** [2s Jd Js]
*** TURN *** [2s Jd Js] [7d]
tedsfishfry: SIGH
tedsfishfry: ds
tedsfishfry: ds
*** RIVER *** [2s Jd Js 7d] [6s]
tedsfishfry shows two pair, Kings and Jacks
DaTruth2534 shows three of a kind, Jacks
DaTruth2534 wins the pot (18,710) with three of a kind, Jacks
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 18,710 | Rake 0
Board: [2s Jd Js 7d 6s]
Seat 1: tedsfishfry (big blind) showed [Kh Kc] and lost with two pair, Kings and Jacks
Seat 2: kingscaper folded before the Flop
Seat 3: DaTruth2534 showed [Ts Jh] and won (18,710) with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 4: Fournicator (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: i had the odds (small blind) folded before the Flop

[punter11235]

Damn I was on my way to own 320$ at Stars today.
It was 4handed and I was big chipleader and then I lost :
KQ vs JT preflop
77 vs AQ preflop
JJ vs QQ preflop in blind battle.

Arghh. Anyway I will own donkament world soon anyway because I am determined to play tons of them until I win one.

One hand from FT for ya all to see how cash players play donkaments [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t3000 (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

<font color="#C00000">MP1 (t83030)</font>
MP2 (t35216)
CO (t98360)
Button (t114904)
SB (t81314)
<font color="#C00000">Hero (t70051)</font>
UTG (t26670)
UTG+1 (t130455)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 raises to t8000</font>, <font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t22000</font>, MP1 calls t14000.

Flop: (t44900) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 bets t60880 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls t47901 (All-In).

Turn: (t153681) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

River: (t153681) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t153681

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has 5h 8h (one pair, fives).
MP1 has Js Qc (high card, queen).
Outcome: Hero wins t140702. MP1 wins t12979. </font>

[grafyx]

rizen runs good. Nice call sir. Wait is this the 100r?

PokerStars Game #8955027749: Tournament #44846904, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2007/03/17 - 21:13:33 (ET)
Table '44846904 5' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: redeye3030 (12030 in chips)
Seat 2: Mark Vos (2220 in chips)
Seat 3: Rizen (4625 in chips)
Seat 4: GoodMyFriend (6025 in chips)
Seat 5: UGOTPZD (6663 in chips)
Seat 6: joeljaden (6525 in chips)
Seat 7: GB2005 (11000 in chips)
Seat 8: ComeOnPhish (13875 in chips)
Seat 9: twelver1232 (5082 in chips)
GoodMyFriend: posts small blind 75
UGOTPZD: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to redeye3030 [9d 8d]
joeljaden: folds
GB2005: calls 150
ComeOnPhish: folds
twelver1232: folds
redeye3030: calls 150
Mark Vos: folds
Rizen: calls 150
GoodMyFriend: calls 75
UGOTPZD: checks
*** FLOP *** [As Js Ad]
GoodMyFriend: checks
UGOTPZD: checks
GB2005: checks
redeye3030: checks
Rizen: checks
*** TURN *** [As Js Ad] [Ks]
GoodMyFriend: checks
UGOTPZD: checks
GB2005: checks
redeye3030: checks
Rizen: checks
*** RIVER *** [As Js Ad Ks] [Kh]
GoodMyFriend: checks
UGOTPZD: checks
GB2005: checks
redeye3030: checks
Rizen: bets 450
GoodMyFriend: calls 450
UGOTPZD: folds
GB2005: folds
redeye3030: folds
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Rizen: shows [Kc 5c] (a full house, Kings full of Aces)
GoodMyFriend: mucks hand
Rizen collected 1650 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1650 | Rake 0
Board [As Js Ad Ks Kh]
Seat 1: redeye3030 folded on the River
Seat 2: Mark Vos folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Rizen (button) showed [Kc 5c] and won (1650) with a full house, Kings full of Aces
Seat 4: GoodMyFriend (small blind) mucked [Ts 8h]
Seat 5: UGOTPZD (big blind) folded on the River
Seat 6: joeljaden folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: GB2005 folded on the River
Seat 8: ComeOnPhish folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: twelver1232 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[Body Man D]

Need 1k on Stars for 1k on Tilt

[grafyx]

[ QUOTE ]
Need 1k on Stars for 1k on Tilt

[/ QUOTE ]

I can help you out I guess since you're a great mod and I'm stars robusto again.

IM me.

[metsfan88]

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t400 (4 handed) internettexasholdem.com

UTG (t6090)
Button (t10375)
SB (t5025)
Hero (t5510)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to t800</font>, Hero calls t400.

Flop: (t1275) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets t1200</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t4685</font>, SB calls t3000 (All-In).

Turn: (t10160) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: (t10160) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t10160

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has Ts Kh (two pair, kings and tens).
Hero has Ac Td (two pair, tens and fours).
Outcome: SB wins t9675. Hero wins t485. </font>

[Exitonly]

HEY POKERSTARS.

WHEN YOU CENSOR SOMETHING I TYPE, SO THAT ALL EVERYONE SEES IS '******', WHAT THE [censored] (&lt;----) IS THE POINT OF PUNISHING ME FOR IT?

ONCE MY CHAT COMES BACK, IM ONLY COMMUNICATING IN ASTERIXs. * is yes ** is no.

SERIOUSLY, YOUR CHAT BAN POLICY IS PRETTY STUPID.

[cameronw01]

Wouldnt' it make more sense for *** to be yes and ** no?

[Exitonly]

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[NHFunkii]

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