OT: AIM conversations taken out of context

[SuitedSixes]

I know a bunch of us talk on AIM. I have had some seriously jacked up conversations the last two days. I often wonder what people would think if they just saw what was on my screen without any context. Here are this week's highlights so far:

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He just shoved his mom off the cliff. I am SO having a bad dream tonight.

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I guess he carved his name in her legs with a razor blade

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She appreciates the fact that I drink 45 fl. oz. of pineapple juice a day

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Anyone else?

[cleinen]

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The wierd thing is that I never go limp, no need for turnaround time, but the odds of me climaxing twice are between nope and never.

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[GtrHtr]

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The wierd thing is that I never go limp, no need for turnaround time, but the odds of me climaxing twice are between nope and never.

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another good reason I've been on a break from aim.

[Snarf]

Bhokie: "If you ever back me in a satellite you can NOT have anal sex with me"

[jgunnip]

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Bhokie: "If you ever back me in a satellite you can NOT have anal sex with me"

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bebe tops and toasters FTW!!

[MikeMcQ1]

Gator (11:44:51 PM): At least she let's you play poker.
Mike (11:44:53 PM): She better let me play
Mike (11:44:55 PM): Or she's gonna' meet Mr. Backofthehand.

[jgunnip]

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Gator (11:44:51 PM): At least she let's you play poker.
Mike (11:44:53 PM): She better let me play
Mike (11:44:55 PM): Or she's gonna' meet Mr. PenisOnBack.

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fyp

[cha59]

[22:53] [email protected]: because it's all over sheets now
[22:53] [email protected]: housekeepers are going to think i [censored] the bed
[22:53] [email protected]: hahaha
[22:54] cha5959: lol

[AMT]

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Its sitting on my bed

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[pergesu]

Wow, THOSE two are the ones you picked from our convo?

I thought there was way worse [censored]..