Poker Phrases You're Sick of Hearing

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Any TV advertisement that says you can "learn to play Texas Holdem for free."

[Mr. Orange]

Anyone that makes Rounders quotes at the table. Everytime I raise I don't need someone going "Veeerrry Egressssive" in their TeddyKGB voice.

[kemystery]

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Mine is:
"xxxx woke up WITH THE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION (to/with) (Aces/Kings)"

We get it, there was a raise and late position has Aces or Kings, they didn't [censored] wake up to them.

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Yet you never hear He woke up with crabs

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SHIP THE NECTAR TO HECTOR

[po-Jay-to]

"C'mon Dealer...One Time!"

ad nauseum

[LLKOOLK1]

"I call"
-LL

[vabogee]

"donk" and "busto"

[jakeinsanjose]

In California I am sick of hearing "ka-ka dealer" and/or requests for "dealer change".

Calling anyone somewhat older mama or papa.

White people saying "nigh han"(nice hand).

[Admo]

You're sitting at a B&M MTT and the first hand of the tournament is dealt.

Before the completion of a singe orbit, someone will invariably point to the empty seat with chips and say: "LOOKS LIKE PHIL HELLMUTH IS AT OUR TABLE HAR HAR HAR!"

Rest of table feigns laughter.

[Rosencrantz1]

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Vince Van Patten saying people are on the morphine drip is pretty annoying the first time around.

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FYP

[Rosencrantz1]

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"I put YOU all-in."

No one puts me all-in except myself.

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