favorite Seinfeld line

[The Big Easy]

When Kramer calls Jerry because he is lost downtown:

Jerry: "What street are you on?"

Kramer: "I'm on First and First. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!"

[jbezzel24]

ELAINE: Oh. So, you're pretty religious?

PUDDY: That's right.

ELAINE: So is it a problem that I'm not really religious?

PUDDY: Not for me.

ELAINE: Why not?

PUDDY: I'm not the one going to hell.

[dustybottoms]

"That's funny because I just ran into Newman down at Kenny Roger's. He was carrying enough food for two people, as long as one of them's not him."

"ALRIGHT, you go ahead, you keep it secret. But you remember this. When you control the mail, you control... INFORMATION!!"

[jmill2511]

[ QUOTE ]
When Kramer calls Jerry because he is lost downtown:

Jerry: "What street are you on?"

Kramer: "I'm on First and First. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!"

[/ QUOTE ]

lol this is great

[NicksDad1970]

somebody : How do you do?

Kramer : I do fine.

or

A festivus for the rest of us.

[MitchL]

"Jackie's cashing in on your wretched disfigurement!"

[NicksDad1970]

For me was the funniest scene when George asks Jerry to tell him what dirty stuff (the underwear your mother lays out for you?)the girl said to Jerry.

Jerry whispers it to George and he squirts ketchup straight up in the air.

[WildDan]

"Hey Kramer, have you ever killed a man?!"
"What do you think Junior? You think these hands have been soaking in Ivory Liquid?"

[jay b.]

It was hovering

[billymonk]

"All signs point to yes".

"Feels like an Arby's night".

Those were the first two that came to mind.