SSNL POKER [cheese] thread AUG PT 2

[Kimo White Devil]

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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee



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stop at 8K please, no stop now, stop it.

[ofishstix]

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $201.00
BB: $213.55
UTG: $297.05
MP: $210.05
Hero (CO): $200.00
BTN: $87.60

Preflop: Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $4.00</font>, MP folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $14.00</font>, 3 folds, UTG calls $10.00

Flop: ($31) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($31) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">UTG bets $20.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $54.00</font>, UTG calls $34.00

River: ($139) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, Hero checks

Pot Size: $139.00 ($3 Rake)

UTG had J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (high card Ace) and LOST (-$68.00)
Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (high card Ace) and WON (+$68.00)

[shpanko]

I feel like this happens a disproportionate amount of the time

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $235.90
BB: $94.00
UTG: $85.00
MP: $95.85
CO: $90.50
Hero (BTN): $212.30

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $7.00</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $22.00</font>, 2 folds, UTG calls $15.00

Flop: ($47) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $26.00</font>, UTG calls $26.00

Turn: ($99) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $37.00</font>, UTG calls all-in for $37.00

River: ($173) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $173.00 ($3 Rake)

UTG had 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Nines) and WON (+$85.00)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$85.00)

[ofishstix]

yah, getting outplayed by shortstacks is v. annoiying

[nuggetz87]

welp just had 1k+ on a table in 1000 hands and finished -1 buyin. started it off nicely by having fgators stack me twice quickly. probably was playing bad towards the middle/end.

got HU vs. this nit and milked him lol

PokerStars Game #11621903422: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/08/21 - 23:40:01 (ET)
Table 'Ingwelde II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 3: JEM87 ($739.95 in chips)
Seat 5: Duckslayer2k ($225 in chips)
jessicafk: is sitting out
agentbond007 will be allowed to play after the button
JEM87: posts small blind $1
Duckslayer2k: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to JEM87 [3h 6h]
JEM87: raises $4 to $6
Duckslayer2k: raises $14 to $20
jessicafk leaves the table
JEM87: calls $14
*** FLOP *** [4c 5c 4d]
Duckslayer2k: bets $28
JEM87: raises $59 to $87
Duckslayer2k: raises $118 to $205 and is all-in
JEM87: calls $118
*** TURN *** [4c 5c 4d] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [4c 5c 4d 6d] [6c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Duckslayer2k: shows [Qh Qc] (two pair, Queens and Sixes)
JEM87: shows [3h 6h] (a full house, Sixes full of Fours)
JEM87 collected $449 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $450 | Rake $1
Board [4c 5c 4d 6d 6c]
Seat 3: JEM87 (button) (small blind) showed [3h 6h] and won ($449) with a full house, Sixes full of Fours
Seat 5: Duckslayer2k (big blind) showed [Qh Qc] and lost with two pair, Queens and Sixes


Duckslayer2k: JEM
Duckslayer2k: one question for you before I leave
JEM87: ?
Dealer: Game #11622015316: JEM87 wins pot ($41)
JEM87: how do i milk so hard?
Duckslayer2k: what was going through your mind when you called my shove with 6 high?
JEM87: pattern mapper
Duckslayer2k: what the heck is that supposed to mean
Dealer: Game #11622027664: Kingmush400 wins pot ($33)
JEM87: tells me waht's coming
Dealer: topshark has a pair of Queens
Dealer: Kingmush400 has two pair, Queens and Deuces
Dealer: Game #11622036164: Kingmush400 wins pot ($24) with two pair, Queens and Deuces
Duckslayer2k: oh, where did u find that?
JEM87: made it
Duckslayer2k: cool
Duckslayer2k: is it legal?
Dealer: Game #11622042818: topshark wins pot ($16.15)
JEM87: yes


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[shpanko]

Seriously wtf is going on?

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $271.65
BB: $101.80
UTG: $310.85
Hero (CO): $242.50
BTN: $94.45

Preflop: Hero is dealt 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $7.00</font>, BTN calls $7.00, 2 folds

Flop: ($17) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $10.00</font>, BTN calls $10.00

Turn: ($37) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">BTN bets $18.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $36.00</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $54.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $225.50</font>, BTN calls all-in for $23.45
Uncalled bet of $148.05 returned to Hero
Uncalled bet of $0.00 returned to BTN

River: ($191.90) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $191.90 ($3 Rake)

BTN had K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Aces full of Kings) and WON (+$94.45)
Hero had 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Twos full of Aces) and LOST (-$94.45)

[PIMP1111]

Man oh man ... I'm on cloud 9 right now ...
Just got back from my vacation on the 16th and decided to take a shot at 2/4 w/ 5 buy ins. Running and playing like god. The games on this site are softer then a 8 year old boy's butt cheek [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]






Oh yea ... and $500 in RB [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[BGnight]

I dont know if this is ever a good idea

PokerStars Game #11622719699: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/08/22 - 00:35:56 (ET)
Table 'Dagmar' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: KoolP456 ($218.05 in chips)
Seat 2: Windfall-89 ($253.60 in chips)
Seat 3: LazyZorro ($77.25 in chips)
Seat 6: BGnight ($205.40 in chips)
LazyZorro: posts small blind $1
pssystro: is sitting out
BGnight: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BGnight [4h 4d]
KoolP456: calls $2
pssystro leaves the table
Windfall-89: raises $8 to $10
LazyZorro: folds
BGnight: calls $8
KoolP456: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ah 8s Ac]
BGnight: bets $12
Windfall-89: calls $12
*** TURN *** [Ah 8s Ac] [6c]
BGnight: bets $26
Windfall-89: calls $26
*** RIVER *** [Ah 8s Ac 6c] [7c]
BGnight: bets $90
Windfall-89: folds
BGnight collected $97 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $99 | Rake $2
Board [Ah 8s Ac 6c 7c]

[ThePuma]

WTF IS GOING THROUGH HIS HEAD!!!!

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $202.10
UTG+1: $123.50
CO: $99.92
Button: $48.10
SB: $213.15
Hero: $176.63

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises to $4</font>, 3 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $15</font>, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($30.5, 2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 checks.

Turn: 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($30.5, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $12</font>, UTG+1 calls.

River: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($54.5, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $24</font>, UTG+1 calls.

Results:
Final pot: $102.5
<font color="#ffffff">Hero Shows Qs Qd</font>
<font color="#ffffff">UTG+1 Shows 3d 3s</font>

[jonyy6788]

LOL on turn