banging chicks from myspace.com

[DrunkIrish05]

Just got my profile up and starting messaging randoms. It really is much weirder than approaching a random girl at a bar. Anyways, i struggled alot with my "about me" and "who i'd like to meet" on my profile. Any ideas on how to make them better?
my myspace

[Recliner]

I finally have crap I can share.



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WOW!!!

Looks like I'm going to have to take a trip to Hawaii now. I've never had the chance to see a real one, can I touch you?


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From: ~Little Jenny~
Date: Dec 13, 2005 6:36 PM

No, never treated a unicorn yet ... but I did see one in the wild in Hawaii. Pretty cool.


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Nate <3 Unicorns
Date: Dec 13, 2005 11:57 AM

Hello,

I noticed that you are a Veterinary assistant and was wondering if you have ever treated a unicorn?

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She reminds me of Isabella Soprano, which is pretty hot.
Isabella Soprano (NSFW)


My Profile, chicks dig it

[Los Feliz Slim]

Kelly Clarkson? Really?

[Stevolution]

Ya. As much as I dig Kelly Clarkson, I don't think it's a good idea to have a chick singing on your profile.

[moose47]

Ok, looks like I really pissed one off....

From: Amanda
Ok cochese...let me break it down for you. in your OWN myspace profile you use the phrase "short and concise," yet you're sitting here claiming you dont even know what it means. Were you crushed by your 400 pound ex internet girlfriend which made you a little....slow? a little dimwitted? maybe even....special...? I think in your instance birth control ended up being a total failure for your parents. Why might I think this? because you are [censored] stupid. pretty basic in your face bluntness. and no, i dont mean the kind of blunt you can smoke, [censored] brick. figured id clear that up before you thought what i was writing was some kind of "new age" survey I cared if you replied to or not. So fine, you probably have no idea what the [censored] you were trying to say with "inside" or "outside" and any of the other [censored]-tastic messages...so let's stop those all together now, shall we?

ok...recap...blunt and simple...not the blunt you can smoke. you're obviously not the brightest crayon in the box..a few fries short of a happy meal...not the sharpest tool in the shed....figured i'd basically repeat myself in case it didnt sink in. All in all, dont message me again unless it's with somethin that makes some [censored] sense. thank you.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: keith
Date: Dec 14, 2005 12:24 AM

inside? yes
outside? no
USA? sure whatever
teen wolf? depends
beach boys? again, depends on my mood
gay porn? as long as they arent guys

Does it count if I don't know what "short and concise" means?

ps...willy wonka is an awesome movie when you are high...

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Amanda
Date: Dec 13, 2005 9:19 PM

Keith...darling...try to make some [censored] sense, please? Your "short and concise" sentences don't really count for much if they don't make any sense. Inside? outside? USA? Are you a teen wolf fan? or a beach boys fan? or a gay porn fan?

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From: keith
Date: Dec 13, 2005 11:46 PM

outside?


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Amanda
Date: Dec 13, 2005 8:35 PM

....are you retarded? how many different ways do i have to ask "What does inside mean?" to get a friggin straight answer from you. I don't know what it means...but something tells me i wouldnt really care. but please, for the love of all that is holy...explain this to me.

ps: that last message you sent..yeah...that was pretty [censored] dumb. just thought i'd let you know before you go trying to send that out to any other girl you might actually want to talk to again...thanks....

- Amanda

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How do I proceed here? Obviously she hates me but I'm looking for a response that will set her off even more. This is fun...

[Recliner]

Look at the Pictures

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I would just like you to know that every time the cubs win a game a unicorn dies. Thankfully that is not very often. Also, your starting rotation sucks almost as bad as your manager.


Uh… Would you like to go on a date to navy pier to get our pictures taken with the World Series Trophy the White Sox won?

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[Recliner]

Moose,

Ask her out on a date, YOU'RE GOLDEN!

[[censored]]

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Ok, looks like I really pissed one off....

From: Amanda
Ok cochese...let me break it down for you. in your OWN myspace profile you use the phrase "short and concise," yet you're sitting here claiming you dont even know what it means. Were you crushed by your 400 pound ex internet girlfriend which made you a little....slow? a little dimwitted? maybe even....special...? I think in your instance birth control ended up being a total failure for your parents. Why might I think this? because you are [censored] stupid. pretty basic in your face bluntness. and no, i dont mean the kind of blunt you can smoke, [censored] brick. figured id clear that up before you thought what i was writing was some kind of "new age" survey I cared if you replied to or not. So fine, you probably have no idea what the [censored] you were trying to say with "inside" or "outside" and any of the other [censored]-tastic messages...so let's stop those all together now, shall we?

ok...recap...blunt and simple...not the blunt you can smoke. you're obviously not the brightest crayon in the box..a few fries short of a happy meal...not the sharpest tool in the shed....figured i'd basically repeat myself in case it didnt sink in. All in all, dont message me again unless it's with somethin that makes some [censored] sense. thank you.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: keith
Date: Dec 14, 2005 12:24 AM

inside? yes
outside? no
USA? sure whatever
teen wolf? depends
beach boys? again, depends on my mood
gay porn? as long as they arent guys

Does it count if I don't know what "short and concise" means?

ps...willy wonka is an awesome movie when you are high...

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Amanda
Date: Dec 13, 2005 9:19 PM

Keith...darling...try to make some [censored] sense, please? Your "short and concise" sentences don't really count for much if they don't make any sense. Inside? outside? USA? Are you a teen wolf fan? or a beach boys fan? or a gay porn fan?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: keith
Date: Dec 13, 2005 11:46 PM

outside?


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Amanda
Date: Dec 13, 2005 8:35 PM

....are you retarded? how many different ways do i have to ask "What does inside mean?" to get a friggin straight answer from you. I don't know what it means...but something tells me i wouldnt really care. but please, for the love of all that is holy...explain this to me.

ps: that last message you sent..yeah...that was pretty [censored] dumb. just thought i'd let you know before you go trying to send that out to any other girl you might actually want to talk to again...thanks....

- Amanda

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How do I proceed here? Obviously she hates me but I'm looking for a response that will set her off even more. This is fun...

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Call me crazy man, I think you should send her the link as the explanation. Also try make some [censored] sense

[Stevolution]

Send her the link.

Edit - slooooow

[Tony_P]

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Ok, looks like I really pissed one off....

From: Amanda
Ok cochese...let me break it down for you. in your OWN myspace profile you use the phrase "short and concise," yet you're sitting here claiming you dont even know what it means. Were you crushed by your 400 pound ex internet girlfriend which made you a little....slow? a little dimwitted? maybe even....special...? I think in your instance birth control ended up being a total failure for your parents. Why might I think this? because you are [censored] stupid. pretty basic in your face bluntness. and no, i dont mean the kind of blunt you can smoke, [censored] brick. figured id clear that up before you thought what i was writing was some kind of "new age" survey I cared if you replied to or not. So fine, you probably have no idea what the [censored] you were trying to say with "inside" or "outside" and any of the other [censored]-tastic messages...so let's stop those all together now, shall we?

ok...recap...blunt and simple...not the blunt you can smoke. you're obviously not the brightest crayon in the box..a few fries short of a happy meal...not the sharpest tool in the shed....figured i'd basically repeat myself in case it didnt sink in. All in all, dont message me again unless it's with somethin that makes some [censored] sense. thank you.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: keith
Date: Dec 14, 2005 12:24 AM

inside? yes
outside? no
USA? sure whatever
teen wolf? depends
beach boys? again, depends on my mood
gay porn? as long as they arent guys

Does it count if I don't know what "short and concise" means?

ps...willy wonka is an awesome movie when you are high...

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Amanda
Date: Dec 13, 2005 9:19 PM

Keith...darling...try to make some [censored] sense, please? Your "short and concise" sentences don't really count for much if they don't make any sense. Inside? outside? USA? Are you a teen wolf fan? or a beach boys fan? or a gay porn fan?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: keith
Date: Dec 13, 2005 11:46 PM

outside?


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Amanda
Date: Dec 13, 2005 8:35 PM

....are you retarded? how many different ways do i have to ask "What does inside mean?" to get a friggin straight answer from you. I don't know what it means...but something tells me i wouldnt really care. but please, for the love of all that is holy...explain this to me.

ps: that last message you sent..yeah...that was pretty [censored] dumb. just thought i'd let you know before you go trying to send that out to any other girl you might actually want to talk to again...thanks....

- Amanda

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How do I proceed here? Obviously she hates me but I'm looking for a response that will set her off even more. This is fun...

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She is [censored] pissed. You have to post her profile and let us have some fun with her.