Never Trust Anyone

[BluffTHIS!]

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BluffThis needs to take advice from Shaniac on how to be one cold mofo yet still be loved by NVG.

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I have made harsh (and inapprriately so in some but not all cases) analogies and comments about general classes of people I view as hustlers/cons/cheats and about the actual actions of such people. But I'm not going to start playing to the crowd with wishing those specific people harm/ill luck/starvation/death. And if I get thrown in the colloseum and have to kill in self-defense, it won't be to please the lowbrow bloodlust of the plebian masses.

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So in ElD's thread on Brandi I was the first person to reply and I posted the "look at me I'm an attention whore" picture. Apparently someone that knew Brandi saw the entire thread and decided to email me with some information and a few pictures of her naked that I guess she removed from her blog long before everyone got hold of some other pictures of her.

Here is that email which I wish I would have posted about almost immediatly (my personal apologies to mark). A while ago I was planning on giving a summary of it instead of posting the whole thing, but I guess it doesn't really matter now because some of the [censored] in this thread is way crazier and more interesting than what I got, anyways....

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a former friend of brandi's (one of many). someone showed me the poker sites for a laugh. the story about her trying to stab her sponsor is tne back is true. she told us she had a backer and we thought it was one more load of b.s. until she showed up online trying to say the guy is trying to blackmail her with the fulltilt sticker on her boob. don't assume she got paid for that. she just likes to show her [censored]. that's why i thought your post was funny. it was short, sweet, to the point, and dead on. she is the biggest drama queen i've ever met. last year about this time she tried to kill herself, again. she does it pretty often. then for anyone who missed it, she stared to sell jam to pay for her medical bills. we were like, wtf? then two weeks later, she's telling everyone she's going to the bahamas, who wants to come with? then she's going back to school, then she's taking a train to montana to snow board! anybody want to come? then she's in bed for a week, half dead with who knows what, over and over... getting guys to give her money, getting girls to let her crash in their places for months, rubbing up against man or woman she thinks will give her something... it always ends the same, with the one who spent every breath defending her admiting that everyone was right and now they need a restraining order. since she has a habit of leaving screaming phone messages, threatening emails, and text
messages, then writing [censored] all over people's cars with lipstick, it's kind of easy to prove that she's a basket case, but she always finds some poor sap who is out of the loop and starts the whole thing over again.

lying slutty total wackjob. i'd have posted all that, but, like i said, i don't want her [censored] with my car.


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[jcmoussa]

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5. I can only hope that this post/thread/female player doesn't make the majority of other posters/players think that all poker playing women are like this, or out to get your money.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

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LOL, OK, let me fix that to "Or out to get your money unless it's strictly at the poker table".

Better?
Mmm no, i think this still merits an LOL

[458 Lott]

Geez Amighty! Forget poker, pimpin' is where the money is at. Gonna put a stable together and hit the circuit. Have bitches will travel!!!!!! LMAO

[graydot]

I doubt that this is the last "brandi" story we will hear.

Awesome thread

[tuq]

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And if I get thrown in the colloseum and have to kill in self-defense, it won't be to please the lowbrow bloodlust of the plebian masses.

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Seriously, I hope a giant thesaurus falls from the sky and crushes you to death. That would be way more fitting than some guy with a sword.

[Topnoevili]

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I doubt that this is the last "brandi" story we will hear.

Awesome thread

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[mlagoo]

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BluffThis needs to take advice from Shaniac on how to be one cold mofo yet still be loved by NVG.

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I have made harsh (and inapprriately so in some but not all cases) analogies and comments about general classes of people I view as hustlers/cons/cheats and about the actual actions of such people. But I'm not going to start playing to the crowd with wishing those specific people harm/ill luck/starvation/death. And if I get thrown in the colloseum and have to kill in self-defense, it won't be to please the lowbrow bloodlust of the plebian masses.

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[Exsubmariner]

I didn't think it was possible, but this thread is better than when ZeeJustin got busted for cheating.

[PITTM]

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So in ElD's thread on Brandi I was the first person to reply and I posted the "look at me I'm an attention whore" picture. Apparently someone that knew Brandi saw the entire thread and decided to email me with some information and a few pictures of her naked that I guess she removed from her blog long before everyone got hold of some other pictures of her.

Here is that email which I wish I would have posted about almost immediatly (my personal apologies to mark). A while ago I was planning on giving a summary of it instead of posting the whole thing, but I guess it doesn't really matter now because some of the [censored] in this thread is way crazier and more interesting than what I got, anyways....

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a former friend of brandi's (one of many). someone showed me the poker sites for a laugh. the story about her trying to stab her sponsor is tne back is true. she told us she had a backer and we thought it was one more load of b.s. until she showed up online trying to say the guy is trying to blackmail her with the fulltilt sticker on her boob. don't assume she got paid for that. she just likes to show her [censored]. that's why i thought your post was funny. it was short, sweet, to the point, and dead on. she is the biggest drama queen i've ever met. last year about this time she tried to kill herself, again. she does it pretty often. then for anyone who missed it, she stared to sell jam to pay for her medical bills. we were like, wtf? then two weeks later, she's telling everyone she's going to the bahamas, who wants to come with? then she's going back to school, then she's taking a train to montana to snow board! anybody want to come? then she's in bed for a week, half dead with who knows what, over and over... getting guys to give her money, getting girls to let her crash in their places for months, rubbing up against man or woman she thinks will give her something... it always ends the same, with the one who spent every breath defending her admiting that everyone was right and now they need a restraining order. since she has a habit of leaving screaming phone messages, threatening emails, and text
messages, then writing [censored] all over people's cars with lipstick, it's kind of easy to prove that she's a basket case, but she always finds some poor sap who is out of the loop and starts the whole thing over again.

lying slutty total wackjob. i'd have posted all that, but, like i said, i don't want her [censored] with my car.


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YAY NEW CONTROVERSY BLOOD! DRAMABOMB ROUND 147!

rj