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Old 03-21-2006, 05:40 PM
januarymute januarymute is offline
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Gorie, with all due respect, you've only lost your V-card once, while the rest of us have each taken the virginty of several gullible young sluts. So leave the position/size/lube/etc. advice and the like to the true experts: the rest of us.

Zeebo, I suggest you render this woman unconscious before taking her virginity. That should cut down on the her-mouthing-off aspect of this important journey in your life quite substantially.

Happy to help.
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Old 03-21-2006, 05:42 PM
gorie gorie is offline
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that's fine, but you're missing the point.
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Old 03-21-2006, 05:43 PM
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Gorie, with all due respect, you've only lost your V-card once, while the rest of us have each taken the virginty of several gullible young sluts. So leave the position/size/lube/etc. advice and the like to the true experts: the rest of us.

Zeebo, I suggest you render this woman unconscious before taking her virginity. That should cut down on the her-mouthing-off aspect of this important journey in your life quite substantially.

Happy to help.

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You are now my hero.
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Old 03-21-2006, 05:44 PM
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hahahaha.
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Old 03-21-2006, 05:51 PM
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Go get a vasectomy. If you can't figure out sex within the first couple of tries, it's really for the best.

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Careful. It 6 months after my vasectomy to be completely sterile. And yes, this is a boast.

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Trip report?
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Old 03-21-2006, 05:54 PM
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Go get a vasectomy. If you can't figure out sex within the first couple of tries, it's really for the best.

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Careful. It 6 months after my vasectomy to be completely sterile. And yes, this is a boast.

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Trip report?

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Well, I had to jerk off into a specimen bottle once a month and go drop it in for a test. Not much to say really.

Just had to change from the usual jar size for a while.
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Old 03-21-2006, 05:58 PM
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Go get a vasectomy. If you can't figure out sex within the first couple of tries, it's really for the best.

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Careful. It 6 months after my vasectomy to be completely sterile. And yes, this is a boast.

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Trip report?

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Well, I had to jerk off into a specimen bottle once a month and go drop it in for a test. Not much to say really.

Just had to change from the usual jar size for a while.

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I was refering to the procedure itself. I have always wondered why so many guys do this. A buddy of mine got one because his wife refused to get a tubal ligation. I said just wear rubbers, but his wife made him get a vasectomy. What is your story?
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Old 03-21-2006, 06:00 PM
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It's better than getting your wife pregnant. Seems a fair idea to me, much better than wearing condoms the rest of your life even though you're married.
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Old 03-21-2006, 06:00 PM
diebitter diebitter is offline
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Go get a vasectomy. If you can't figure out sex within the first couple of tries, it's really for the best.

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Careful. It 6 months after my vasectomy to be completely sterile. And yes, this is a boast.

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Trip report?

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Well, I had to jerk off into a specimen bottle once a month and go drop it in for a test. Not much to say really.

Just had to change from the usual jar size for a while.

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I was refering to the procedure itself. I have always wondered why so many guys do this. A buddy of mine got one because his wife refused to get a tubal ligation. I said just wear rubbers, but his wife made him get a vasectomy. What is your story?

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Didn't want any more kids, and condoms are a PITP.

It's an interesting aroma smelling your own tubes being cauterised and watching the smoke rising up while you're flat on your back, BTW. [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]
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Old 03-21-2006, 06:05 PM
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It's an interesting aroma smelling your own tubes being cauterised and watching the smoke rising up while you're flat on your back, BTW. [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

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Agreed, even stranger for me that the assistant for my procedure appeared flamingly gay.

Did they ask you if you wanted to keep the piece they cut out, or is my doctor just a weird sicky?

Ray
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