So I had a date tonight

[kylephilly]

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Soon my young friend, you will be so pissed that you keep ending up in the friend zone that you will truly not care about pussy anymore and you'll start treating girls like [censored].

When that happens, their tiny woman brains will say "<GASP>, he treats me like [censored]! But I'm the hottest thing on 2 legs? WTF? That ass! I'm gonna make it my mission in life to wrap this [censored] around my little finger! That'll teach him to treat ME like [censored]!!!!"


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This is so true

[PITTM]

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think of girls like prisons.


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petition for GA to have a weekly bbv4l advice thread.

[Georgia Avenue]

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think of girls like prisons.


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petition for GA to have a weekly bbv4l advice thread.

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that's silly, but why don't we have an official thread for girlament beat/brags so not to clutter the forum with ootism?

[sethypooh21]

Goofy,

It's all about game selection - your style is much better for slightly more mature (~25+) women. With college girls, it's drunkenly make-out first, then start dating. (Obviously, this doesn't hold true in every case, but as a general rule, it's true.) A 19yo sees the story you're telling and says "tl;dr".

The good news is, once you get into the "real world" your Fu will be quite strong, so you have that going for you, which is nice.

Edit: I'm disturbed that my advice is the same as lost soul's...maybe I should be encouraged?

[bmwguy525]

I read about halfway through that story before I realized that either:

A) She definitely didn't want it to be a date or

B) If she was one of those retarded girls that is a PITA I woulda left her at her apartment when she went back to get socks.

Considering this is a goofyballa story, I'm assuming he freaked her out and it was option A. Without reading the rest of the story, I'm also assuming that he wasn't able to capitalize, and he probably got rejected if he tried to kiss her.

GG goofy

[kkcountry]

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B) If she was one of those retarded girls that is a PITA I woulda left her at her apartment when she went back to get socks.

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that would have been awesome

[bmwguy525]

There has been one time that a chick has done that to me. "Well I wanna pay. I don't let guys pay. I need this. I wanna go back and get that." I ended up finishing up the date and refused to talk to her since then, despite her blowing up my phone for days afterwards with text messages and calls asking why I ****ed her and didn't talk to her again.

From that point on I vowed that if I ever ran into this again I would just leave them stranded at some point on the date.

[prodonkey]

did she pay for her share of taco bell?

[bmwguy525]

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did she pay for her share of taco bell?

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Hell no. You think a chick would let me nail her if I didn't pay for her heavenly Taco Bell?

[HorridSludgyBits]

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...think of girls like prisons. You need to shank a mthrfker in the shower on day one to show them you are loco.


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This is pure gold. I lol'ed