SSNL [cheese] thread: APRIL 2007 (nc)

[Necromancer]

I got a bad feeling about this month!! Vilian was a 13/4 type



No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $115.98
UTG+1: $97.25
CO: $98.79
hero: $179.75
SB: $90.75
BB: $162.42

Pre-flop: (6 players) hero is Button with
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises to $3</font>, CO folds, hero calls, 2 folds.

Flop: ($7.5, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 bets $5</font>, <font color="#cc0000">hero raises to $17</font>, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: ($41.5, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 bets $24</font>, <font color="#cc0000">hero raises all-in $159.75</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 calls all-in $53.25</font>.
Uncalled bets: $82.5 returned to hero.

River: ($196, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $196)


Results:
Final pot: $196

Vilian showed 8 (but it was sooooted) 4

[Sh@i'tan]

i need 250 on stars and ill be xfering 250 on FTP(i go first obv). pm me if you can help me out.

[carrotsnake]

heh, thankfully the end coincided with a +6k on another non-PT site. &lt;3

This month, definately 30k, hopefully 100k hands again, 9 at 1/2 maybe ? Sounds feasible

[Barrin6]

This month's goal

Make 10$k
If i make 10$k, buy a bottle of dom.
Get banned at least once in 2p2
Don't post strat in ssnl
post more in the cheese thread.
Move up to nl 400
Become god.

Barrin6

[goofyballer]

Kolo on AIM:

kolotoure: i would post in the cheese thread but can't <font color="red">lol, he thinks the april fool's thread is real</font>
goofyballer: so tell me on aim
kolotoure: what do you want to know?
kolotoure: it isn't that exciting
kolotoure: went to a restaurant and i made her wait because it took me 90 minutes to get ready
kolotoure: both got drunk on free beer and ate free food
kolotoure: then went back to mine and put on a dvd
kolotoure: and basically she was lieing on my lap for the entire film
kolotoure: then i got brain
kolotoure: then she went home and said call her
goofyballer: first ever bj?
kolotoure: [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
goofyballer: how long did you last? 30 seconds?
kolotoure: variance : her head game needs work
kolotoure: i prob would have if i hadnt been drinking
kolotoure: standard
kolotoure: so it was probably ~45 seconds

GOGOGOGO KOLO!

Epilogue:

kolotoure: she asked me why my sister left her dvd's when she moved
goofyballer: why is that remarkable?
kolotoure: because they're mine?

[Doctor Mac]

Anyone have sportsbook monies for trade? I ha ve $300 on FTP and don't really like playing there. Will send first to reputable playas

[ValarMorghulis]

I won the Jman tournament. I'm now destined for poker super stardom. That is all.

[ValarMorghulis]

Oh, and heads up poker is easy. Just get allin preflop and suck out on your opponent.

[MyironThumb]

and I got 2nd!! and ValarMG sucks out far too often [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img], haha

well done though mate

[ajmargarine]

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Kolo

For a young guy, he's got a great wit.