Best Quick Joke you know

[DougOzzzz]

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Whats the deal with airplane peanuts?

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The packaging is generally poorly designed and cheaply made, as a method of cutting distribution costs. After all, most passengers wouldn't want a "Peanut Fee" attached to their already costly ticket prices in order to cover the expenses of higher quality wrappers. What are you complaining about, anyway? It's free food, and it's a nice snack. If you're really that bent on not enjoying the peanuts the airline so graciously provided you with, just save them and give them to the next homeless person you see. People these days are really selfish.

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Is that really the best quick joke you know?

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it wasn't my joke. Someone else asked the question, and I answered it.

[angrynoob]

Q: What do ninjas and sugar have in common?



A: They're both totally sweet.

[angrynoob]

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OMG

[STLantny]

Why does a woman wear white on her wedding?

The dress matches the stove and refrigerator.


Why dont women need watches

there is a clock on the stove



How many women does it take to change a lightbulb in the basement?

None, they shouldnt be leaving the kitchen in the first place.

[Elevens]

Q: How many male chauvenistic pigs does it take to change a lightbulb in the kitchen?

A: <font color="white">None. Let the bitch cook in the dark.</font>

[rory]

Q: Why does a woman wear white at the wedding?

A: So the stove and the refridgerator match the dishwasher.

[STLantny]

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Q: Why does a woman wear white at the wedding?

A: So the stove and the refridgerator match the dishwasher.

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hehe...ya thats the joke I was thinking of.....woops

[KingCon]

What has 3 legs and doesnt eat meat?









The McCartneys

[-Skeme-]

Why didn't Hitler drink alcohol?

<font color="white">It made him mean.</font>

[rory]

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