My Hooker Story - Page 13

oddjob · #**121** 02-15-2007, 05:33 PM

[ QUOTE ]
Hookers and massage parlors are -EV.

[/ QUOTE ]

REALLY?????!!!????

jcmoussa · #**122** 02-15-2007, 11:50 PM

A++++

AntonHeat · #**123** 02-16-2007, 02:22 AM

Ow man that was a [censored] ing great story bro, But for realz did it happen?

Can 2 guys really be that stupid or what? I mean if this is real then probably one of the hugest beats eva yo... lol

fat pig · #**124** 02-16-2007, 02:48 AM

you wear diesels and can't even get laid properly. you could have spent the same amount of money and flown to amsterdam, then banged 12 girls and flown home.

Evenkeal · #**125** 02-16-2007, 02:53 AM

[ QUOTE ]
and I'm wearing my new diesel jeans, brown loafer shoes and a yellow stripped button shirt. These clothes were expensive, I don't like them they're uncomfortable and I pretty much haven't worn them since.

[/ QUOTE ]

Haven't read the rest yet, but this is awful. If you don't like your clothes you shouldn't have bought them.

VespaRally · #**126** 02-16-2007, 03:13 AM

Holden Caulfield + Napoleon Dynamite

zac7179 · #**127** 02-16-2007, 12:36 PM

After reading all of this I feel much better about my life

daryn · #**128** 02-16-2007, 01:57 PM

laff @ everyone wondering if this is real

pig4bill · #**129** 02-16-2007, 04:56 PM

If you're willing to spend $500 on a hooker, call the Chicken Ranch in Pahrump, and they will send a limo for you. Licensed and legal.

inside?? · #**130** 02-16-2007, 09:55 PM

[ QUOTE ]
Holden Caulfield + Napoleon Dynamite

[/ QUOTE ]

Exactly.. I thought Salinger had come out of retirement.