Stupidest girlfriend/fiance/wife arguments? - Page 13

MaxWeiss · #**121** 11-15-2006, 08:28 PM

Seriously, girls just don't apologize. I've found I feel much better if I just pretend that her acting like everything is fine is IdiotGirlSpeak for "I'm so sorry. You were right and I overreacted and I am trying to make it up to you. And I of course owe you much sex for being such a crazy bitch."

After months of trying to get the translation right, I am positive that that is the word-for-word translation.

MaxWeiss · #**122** 11-15-2006, 08:31 PM

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I will get really drunk this weekend, start a fight, and see what happens. She's starting to put on weight since the pregnancy, so I think I'll target that.

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ROTFLMAO. OMG that was [censored] hilarious.

MaxWeiss · #**123** 11-15-2006, 08:48 PM

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My current relationship is great. My lady is not crazy, and any arguments we have come to reasonable ends. This is very refreshing from prior relationships.

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I bow to you sir. You have reached the height of modern enlightenment.

SoHotRightNow · #**124** 11-15-2006, 09:22 PM

She thought I was laughing at her for dropping it. I tried to explain that I was laughing at the situation, but meh... Everything would have been ok if I hadn't have burst out laughing 2 or three more times after she told me she wasn't finding it funny.

Also, I had to let her leave because (a) she might have been heading to the pie shop to get some more (unlikely, and as it turned out, wrong), and (b) she wouldn't have let me eat any of the floor pie if she had stayed.

She came home at about 10, and by that time was willing to accept that there might be a funny side to it, and to this day, we only ever get full pies/cheesecakes/cakes as a result- win win win.

Jameso · #**125** 11-15-2006, 09:24 PM

I have been with my wife for almost as long as I can remember. We have a two year-old boy that I love more than anything on the planet, but I was only around on weekends during the pregnancy. Fast-forward 27 months. She's in her third tri-mester now and I am being subjected to insanity. My mom comes over to see her grandson and mentions (to my wife's face) that "you're really getting big". After my mom leaves, my wife launches into a tirade about how my mom just called her a fat pig. I blow it off by telling her that my mom was talking about the baby, not her. I'm rebuffed. My wife refuses to take part in any holiday festivities that include my family. I have officially declined our invite to Thanksgiving 2006 and have warned my folks that they need to tread lightly in any further encounters with my wife. I don't know how long I can take this, but like a I said, I wasn't around to witness the majority of our first pregnancy, only weekends. I think I could stand 2 days on and 5 off of this insanity. 7 on zero off is pretty tough.

_brady_ · #**126** 11-15-2006, 09:30 PM

Where do I begin with my most recent ex?

1. Got real drunk one night, went back to my dorm, passed out cause I could barely walk. Obviously didn't wake up to her calling my cell phone. Didn't hear the end of it for a couple days until I admitted what I did was wrong, and I was sorry. Even though I'm still not sure what I did wrong. If I'm passed out drunk, I'm passed out drunk. What do you want me to do about it?

2. Got drunk again, and passed out. She calls again. This time my roommates there and wakes me up. I answer, tell her what's up and that I just want to pass out cause I'm plastered and feel like [censored]. Well she'd rather talk so I again don't hear the end of it.

3. Went to a going away party one night for my best friend who was leaving for school out of state the next day. She got mad cause I did that instead of watching a movie with her. It was especially retarded cause I had just taken her out to a nice dinner and a musical the night before (Ya, a [censored] musical).

4. Got mad cause I didn't want to drive 45 minutes to her work so I could just sit there and hang out with her while she wasn't busy.

Ron Burgundy · #**127** 11-15-2006, 09:37 PM

This thread = Hilarious

Women = Retarded

Ron Burgundy = Never ever getting married. Ever.

Shenlong · #**128** 11-15-2006, 09:50 PM

Bradyams,

You should have dumped her after 1, or at least layed down the law. You're in college, you don't need to deal with [censored] like that from a whiny bitch of a person.

MrBrightside · #**129** 11-15-2006, 10:00 PM

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women do it all he time

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Ummm, no they don't. My wife doesn't. We've been married 13 years, btw.

Step 1: find people who aren't pyschos.

Step 2: Marry them.

If you get engaged to one who is psycho, don't marry her.

Autocratic · #**130** 11-15-2006, 10:03 PM

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women do it all he time

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Ummm, no they don't. My wife doesn't. We've been married 13 years, btw.

Step 1: find people who aren't pyschos.

Step 2: Marry them.

If you get engaged to one who is psycho, don't marry her.

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The girl I mentioned in my story was not psycho otherwise, and even on the issues that really bothered her rarely got too crazy. However, this underscores my belief that even the most sane women have a few ounces of crazy in them. 13 years may seem like a lot, but one day you will see the crazy. That's what it's called by the way. The crazy.