Poker Phrases You're Sick of Hearing

[Mr. Orange]

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"I put YOU all-in."

No one puts me all-in except myself.

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I really hate this one. The only good thing about hearing this is that if your playing against donkey's this can be translated into "I have the nuts"

[skillzilla]

"chip and a chair"

[Jourdain]

"He has the godzilla's, the pair of aces"

Van Patten..

[Megenoita]

"I don't know about you, Vince..." (Mike Sexton)

*Any time Norman Chad talks about his wives or divorces
*Any time NC says Chris Furgeson's name

[i am run]

"can i borrow money?"

"I know you have aces, i'm going to call"

[Isura]

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donkey: "lol sorry"

me: "nh, nice suckout"

donkey: "don't hate the player hate the game"

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I'd be laughing with donkey

[JJNJustin]

"How much you got left?"

-J

[Gobias Ind.]

I'm already sick of 'donkament'

[GooseHinson]

Donkament and Busto should have immunity in this thread. Still a long ways to go until they get old.

[Chimera]

1. "At least I have 2 live cards."

2. He catches the miracle on the river! (Especially when it's not really a miracle, e.g. completing an OESD)

3. Not all trappers wear fur!

4. VVP: "He's steaming like a cheap Pinto."