Random theories you have . . .

[prohornblower]

"Amplify's avatar gets more looks than Emmitt2222's"

[blinden84]

I also like the theory that eggs, in fact, are NOT healthy.

Additionally, cell phones cause cancer, in a bad way, but takes like 25 years, so, yeah, we'll see the results of this sooner then we all wish.

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"Amplify's avatar gets more looks than Emmitt2222's"

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This is a proven fact. Please stick to the topic [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Anghellic]

Women do not poop.

The Royals will go on to be the worst sports team in the history of the MLB.

[suzzer99]

My friend Sam believes bears are just big dogs.

[danvh]

The damn printer at my work knows when I am printing the last part of a job.

Related to that. The printer chooses to break at crucial moments because it A) Doesnt like me B) Thinks its funny

I can influence sporting events based on my physical positioning in a room.

[danvh]

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There is a second planet earth, orbiting 180 degrees from us. we can't see it because it's always on the other side of the sun.

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Woah, thats messed up, but I think you are on to something.

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This was pretty widely hypothesized up until the early 20th century, but it has been disproven. Even if we couldn't see it directly we would be able to see its gravitational effects on the other planets.

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Well... there could be a highly advanced race living on that planet that has found a way to use gravitational fields to their advantage. They probably have a huge satellite dish in their orbit that sends anti-gravity waves to Earth's direction to stop us from seeing them.

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Probably the guy that built Coral Castle.

I also have a theory that guy built that thing using some kind of magnets. This is also what helped many civilizations build large buildings.

A secondy theory is "In search of" with Lenord Nemoy kicks ass

[By-Tor]

Size does matter

[A_PLUS]

I think Eminem's last album was either a lost bet, a joke, or a spiteful F- you, b/c his image had become everything he hated. So Dre convinced him to marry Kim and shot his boy, so he could have the angry pissed off Eminem back.

I think anyone who never drank, but isnt inherently an unbelievably nice person, is probably hiding some major flaw. (i.e. deviant sexual preferences, uncontrolable rage, etc)

I think you can get a better view of someone's personality in a 2 on 2 basketball game or poker game than you could in 5 years of friendship.

I think the main reason men have healthier long term friendships is the punch factor. Their is only so much a buddy can get away with saying to another buddy, before he will get punched. Women, dont punch each other, so they pull out all the stops to hurt each other emotionally.

I think any guy without a lot of male friends, is a ruthless dog when it comes to women.

I think people who bitch at refs, most likely hate their parents.

[Magellan]

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no one in OOT is real. all of the responses are programed by a computer and ive wasted hours reading conversations that never happened by people that dont exist.

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Sort of. "OOT", merely one incarnation of the internet, is an infinite number of potential conversations/experiences. Once you bring it up on your screen your conscious focus on it "snaps" some finite number of these potentials into "reality". Enough of us truly believe this now, such that there are other forums that "exist" that are not obvious to the masses yet:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/po...p;Board=laughs

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/po...mp;Board=quiet

Once even more people become aware that these rogue forums "exist" (ie. they are being projected those of us who are "awake"), there will be enough spontaneous focus on them at any given point in time that their tags will appear on the sidebar for all to see -- you didn't really believe in all of that html-related mumbo-jumbo we're being fed did you?

So, my theory here is that at some point the "internet" became self-aware. I haven't worked out what's it's caper is yet, but I do believe there is a sinister plot behind it. By becoming aware of this we are implicitly fighting back. See, the evil digital consciousness that is the "internet" seeks to envelope as many people as it can, to lure them into this somewhat artificial reality and hence distract them from what is really going on. But trust me dude, some of the entities in OOT are flesh and blood people, and a small section of those are wising up to what's going down. The second theory tied in with this is that we project our own "reality", and I'm getting close to proving that one. The "internet" is still somewhat passive in it's ability to control us, it is pretty much limited to the use of illusion to have us achieve it's goals. The less we fall victim to these illusions and the more project our own conflicting realities, the more we suppress the "internet". So, I implore you fellow sapiens, wake up, rise up!!