favorite Seinfeld line

[1C5]

I was in the pool!!

I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jay b.]

It was hovering

[billymonk]

"All signs point to yes".

"Feels like an Arby's night".

Those were the first two that came to mind.

[lastsamurai]

George: (To Rachel) And, uh, you eat eggs, right?
Rachel: Yes, I do, thanks.
Jerry: Geez, these are delicious. Where did you learn to make eggs like this?
Rachel: Umm... This is so good.
George: Ah, enjoying them?
Rachel: Mm-hmm.
George: Uh, good. You know, you might wanna try eating it with one of

these. (Holds up lobster bib)

whats classic is the expression on georges face!



Rachel: There's lobster in these eggs?



George: Not that much. You know, they tend to shrink in the water.

[PokerBob]

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Steinbrenner thinks George is dead. He goes to tell George's father and, obviously shaken, finally spits out the tragic news. George's father sits silently for a few moments, then says to Steinbrenner:

"How could you trade Jay Buhner?"

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i agree with this, although i beleive it is "what the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for? He had 35HR's last year, he's got a rocket for an arm...blahblahblah." i think i like it most because Jerry Stiller's delivery is exceptional.

[21times20]

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http://media.putfile.com/getting-together

I figured that would be the most definitive proof.

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thank you, i really do appreciate the enlightenment

[OrangeBaller]

I didn't see any of these so here it goes:

"What kind of man are you?"
Jerry- "I'm a man who respects a good coma."


"There was no pick! I am not an animal!"

Kramer- "I used to be scared of clowns when I was a kid"
Joe Divola- "Are you still afraid of clowns?"
Kramer (meekly)- "Yeah."

[ChipWrecked]

Kramer: Yeah, well, Joe Pepitone or not, I own the inside of that plate.
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Kramer: Hey! Bad chicken! Mess you up!
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Elaine: The smart ones start working on their getaway during dinner. It's like they suddenly turn into farmers.

[CrazyEyez]

Kramer, mouthful of salad: "I prepared it as I bathed."

George: "Mr. Thomassoulo picked the wrong man to hire because he was fake-handicapped!"

George, after Jerry asks if he's going to call his parents to tell them he's not dead: "They could use the break!"

[CrazyEyez]

Kramer: Oh, I've cut slices so thin, I couldn't even see them.
Elaine: How did you know you cut it?
Kramer: Well, I guess I just assumed.

same episode -

Elaine: What do I have to know?
Kramer: Well, where the meat goes?
Elaine: Right there.
Kramer: Where do you turn it on?
Elaine: Right there.
Kramer: But where does the meat go?


Jerry: I think Whatley converted to Judaism just for the jokes.
priest: And this offends you as a jew?
Jerry: It offends me as a comedian.