***Official May Non-Nit Chat Thread***

[D.L.M.]

wtf is lost???????????????gaaaaaaaaaay

[mlane]

I have 45 buy ins for 100nl so whats my expected downswing before i get too supernova, i'm currently 79k points away.

[D.L.M.]

depends on how much god hates you, and how good you are.

[mlane]

well i figure being the best god loving servant i can whilst masturbating to teh prons, i'm in like mofo flinn!!!!

[Cry Me A River]

I have to admit, I got really fed up with Lost 'round the middle of the season and really started to hold up Heroes as a far better series. However, the Lost season finale kicked all kinds of ass while the Heroes finale was just "fine".

[jhill3535]

I am having a hard time remembering what it is I like about this game tonight....

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 9 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

<u>Hero (SB): $52.50</u>
BB: $50.00
<u>UTG: $28.45</u>
UTG+1: $39.10
MP1: $49.30
MP2: $54.65
<u>MP3: $50.05</u>
CO: $41.80
BTN: $21.65

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (9 Players)
UTG calls $0.50, UTG+1 calls $0.50, <font color="red">MP1 raises to $2.50</font>, MP2 folds, MP3 calls $2.50, 2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $10.00</font>, BB folds, <font color="red">UTG raises all-in to $28.45</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">MP3 raises all-in to $50.05</font>, Hero calls $40.05

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($132.05) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players - 2 All-In)

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($132.05) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players - 2 All-In)

<font color="black">River:</font> ($132.05) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $132.05 ($3 Rake)

MP3 had 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and WON (+$79.00)
UTG had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Twos) and LOST (-$28.45)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Twos) and LOST (-$50.05)

and against same Villian earlier

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 9 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $31.85
BB: $26.70
<u>Hero (UTG): $50.00</u>
UTG+1: $58.25
MP1: $28.25
<font color="black">MP2: $33.25</font>
MP3: $52.50
CO: $35.50
<u>BTN: $48.55</u>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (9 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $2.00</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">MP2 raises to $5.00</font>, 2 folds, BTN calls $5.00, 2 folds, Hero calls $3.00

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($15.75) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">MP2 bets $5.00</font>, BTN calls $5.00, Hero calls $5.00

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($30.75) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
Hero checks, MP2 checks, BTN checks

<font color="black">River:</font> ($30.75) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $15.00</font>, MP2 folds, <font color="red">BTN raises to $30.00</font>, Hero calls $15.00

Pot Size: $90.75 ($3 Rake)

BTN had T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Tens) and WON (+$47.75)
Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Queens and Tens) and LOST (-$40.00)

[D.L.M.]

i hadnt even ever seen lost, i dont watch many of the mainstream tv shows. but i want to ravage the cheerleader, you guys know what im saying. the butt.

[grouchie]

going to start folding all my AA and KK for a few weeks


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (8 handed) internettexasholdem.com

MP1 ($64.65)
MP2 ($71.35)
CO ($39.90)
Button ($46.05)
Hero ($95)
BB ($128)
UTG ($119.80)
UTG+1 ($95)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, MP1 calls $1, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Button calls $1, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $8</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP1 calls $7, Button folds.

Flop: ($18) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $12</font>, MP1 calls $12.

Turn: ($42) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $25</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 raises to $44.65</font>, Hero calls $19.65.

River: ($131.30) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $131.30

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
MP1 has 6c 5c (straight, eight high).
Hero has Ks Kd (two pair, kings and eights).
Outcome: MP1 wins $131.30. </font>

[mlane]

[ QUOTE ]
going to start folding all my AA and KK for a few weeks


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (8 handed) internettexasholdem.com

MP1 ($64.65)
MP2 ($71.35)
CO ($39.90)
Button ($46.05)
Hero ($95)
BB ($128)
UTG ($119.80)
UTG+1 ($95)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, MP1 calls $1, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Button calls $1, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $8</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP1 calls $7, Button folds.

Flop: ($18) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $12</font>, MP1 calls $12.

Turn: ($42) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $25</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 raises to $44.65</font>, Hero calls $19.65.

River: ($131.30) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $131.30

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
MP1 has 6c 5c (straight, eight high).
Hero has Ks Kd (two pair, kings and eights).
Outcome: MP1 wins $131.30. </font>

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Hrmm ur opponent gave u plenty of reasons to fold.

[chicken10der]

laying down 5.5:1 overpair vs a 65BB tard = -ev