**Official uNL Microbrew thread: January (nc)**

[jonyy6788]

It's NL10, what would u expect???

I just left the UB ship for waters with better game selection

[grouchie]

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It's NL10, what would u expect???

I just left the UB ship for waters with better game selection

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I'm actually wanting to move my game over to UB or FT because I want to be playing with RakeBack, or clearing a bonus.

Even Doyles Room would make me happy right now, though only playing 4 tables would be kind of a drag.

[jonyy6788]

be prepared for shortstack hell if you go to Doyle's

[grouchie]

went back to UB...
found a guy who couldn't fold.

First 2 orbits i'm at the table he stacks my TPTK NFD with a flopped flush playing suited crap.

Then he stacks another guy for 2 buy-ins when he calls a raise with K3s and hits a flush to the guys trips...

He was up to 86 bucks shortly there after....
He finally busted about 150 hands later and I left the table with about 65 bucks, mostly from him.

now have $97 on UB.... Having more fun playing 10NL there than 25NL on stars

[EMc]

EMc is SOOOO much smarter than UP.

[jonyy6788]

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EMc is SOOOO much smarter than UP.

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lol drunkenmodaments

[EMc]

you dont understand/ I was :: close to being kicked outta school and suicide

[skillzilla]

Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $.25 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Button ($26.90)
SB ($29.30)
Hero ($22.35)
UTG ($24.70)
MP ($24.50)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP calls $0.25, Button calls $0.25, SB completes, Hero checks.

Flop: ($1) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $0.85</font>, MP calls $0.85, Button folds, SB folds.

Turn: ($2.70) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $2</font>, MP calls $2.

River: ($6.70) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $4.5</font>, MP calls $4.50.

Final Pot: $15.70

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has 8d Qd (flush, ace high).
MP has 7d Td (flush, ace high).
Outcome: Hero wins $15.70. </font>

[jonyy6788]

lol wtf....

Full Tilt Poker
$0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Ring Game
4 Players
LegoPoker Hand Converter

<font color="black">Stack Sizes</font>
BB: $55.7
Hero (UTG): $79.30
BTN: $121
SB: $46

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($0.75, 4 players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $1.75</font>, BTN calls $1.75, SB calls $1.50, BB folds

<font color="black">Flop:</font> 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($5.75, 3 players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $4.50</font>, BTN calls $4.50, SB calls $4.50

<font color="black">Turn:</font> 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]] ($19.25, 3 players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $15.25</font>, BTN folds, <font color="red">SB raises all in to $40</font>, Hero calls $24.75

<font color="black">River:</font> 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] [A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]] ($99.25, 2 players)
No action

<font color="black">Results:</font>
Hero had 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a straight, Ten high) and won $97.25
SB had 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Eights)
Final Pot: $97.25 ($2.00 rake)

[Genz]

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you dont understand/ I was :: close to being kicked outta school and suicide

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Be honest: you got yourself drunk (reason for almost expulsion), then almost cut off your finger in your bathroom by accident because you don't know how to handle a gilette, panicked, called an ambulance, dropped it, so you need a new one. Then they came and you told them you drank your aftershave to sooth the pain that's why you are so high. They believed you. Now you are proud.
Or did you get high again after your massive loss of blood?