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View Poll Results: Greatest Center Fielder
Ty Cobb 26 13.61%
Joe Dimaggio 14 7.33%
Mickey Mantle 30 15.71%
Willie Mays 119 62.30%
Tris Speaker 1 0.52%
Somebody Else 1 0.52%
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Old 12-13-2005, 06:42 PM
TimM TimM is offline
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Default Re: Question for everyone on the quest

OK so all the profiles in the 20-25 range are just ridiculous and I can't see myself messaging them.

So then I searched a bit closer to my own age and found some that are obviously maybe half the age they say they are. I will message these and see what they say.
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Old 12-13-2005, 06:43 PM
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Default Re: Lower your expectations

Wise advice.
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Old 12-13-2005, 06:46 PM
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Default Re: Lower your expectations

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cmon guys, you are msging the porn stars thinking they're gonna instantly [censored] you?

msg the ones that say [censored] in their profile that shows they are lonely and bored.

look for the ones who haven't gotten a comment from someone in months, another sign of extreme desperation.

and remember, these are the best pictures they have picked out, so if there are only 4 pictures, 2 of them face up, 1 of her on a jetski 40 yards away, and a picture of her cat, she's gonna be a 5 or less. this means you send her an 'inside?' msg.

also if you really wanna make it easy, just check the 'asian' button on the browse, and let the curing of the yellow fever begin.

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You obviously should have showed up in this thread 150 pages ago.
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Old 12-13-2005, 06:48 PM
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Default Re: Lower your expectations

yeah, but this thread is eventually gonna turn really really bad, because after so many profiles, one of these guys is gonna get laid, and then be stupid enough to start the trainwreck.

but seriously, the 'inside?' thing is brilliant.
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Old 12-13-2005, 06:52 PM
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yeah, but this thread is eventually gonna turn really really bad, because after so many profiles, one of these guys is gonna get laid, and then be stupid enough to start the trainwreck.



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bad is the wrong word to use, I think the right word is, good, or awesome, cause the inevitable trainwreck is gonna be a lot of fun to witness
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Old 12-13-2005, 06:58 PM
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Default Re: Lower your expectations

Klepton,Kdawg. Excellent points.

I have so many questions now, will this actually happen? will they get pointed to the thread? how many replies will it take for this to happen? will this thread hit 2k replies? do i look good in a turtleneck? 5k replies? how many can the forum take before it causes a slow down when loading? will the jets have a chance at not sucking next year? will this thread get locked for some rule we may have missed? how many offshoot threads will appear? will I ever love again?

inquisitively yours,

matt
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Old 12-13-2005, 06:59 PM
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dear spladle,

everyone knows you are a lying troll.
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Old 12-13-2005, 07:04 PM
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matt, it will probably take a few weeks for the trainwreck to fully happen. I can see traiwrecks happening after the new year, as it may normally take a few dates and whatnot to find the right girls to 1) have sex with and 2) direct to this thread. Some girls that have been laid by OOTiots may not go to this forum even if directed, so, some of the guys will have to do these girls pretty wrong for any girl to reg and post in here bashing an OOTiot. THe girls that do find this thread may not be pissed enough to reg and bash whoever pulls a dine and dash
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Old 12-13-2005, 07:14 PM
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i suspect this thread will get locked, and i suggest all trainwreck planners tell their trainwrecks to register with 2+2 and make a new topic when they find out.
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Old 12-13-2005, 07:22 PM
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i suspect this thread will get locked, and i suggest all trainwreck planners tell their trainwrecks to register with 2+2 and make a new topic when they find out.

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If this thread gets locked we should boycott 2p2
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