SSNL POKER [cheese] thread AUG PT 2

[Poker_is_Hard]

Just accepted a Fantasy Trade. I think I put the guy on Fantasy Football Tilt by offering a different crazy LT trade everyday. He countered today with this and I snap called. I got a solid QB platoon on the bench with Eli and Chad P.

Get: LaDainian Tomlinson
Give: Peyton Manning, Marion Barber III

Hopefully it will pass league vote.

Ship It.

[nuggetz87]

PokerStars Game #11613569993: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/08/21 - 15:47:40 (ET)
Table 'Thomsen' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: JEM87 ($278 in chips)
Seat 2: ==PAV== ($287.15 in chips)
Seat 3: MelbourneJoe ($250.05 in chips)
Seat 4: Sweet.kr ($249.95 in chips)
Seat 5: greg1osu ($675.80 in chips)
MelbourneJoe: posts small blind $1
Sweet.kr: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to JEM87 [9h 9c]
greg1osu: folds
JEM87: raises $6 to $8
==PAV==: folds
MelbourneJoe: raises $22 to $30
Sweet.kr: folds
JEM87: calls $22
*** FLOP *** [4h 3s 6s]
MelbourneJoe: checks
JEM87: checks
*** TURN *** [4h 3s 6s] [5h]
MelbourneJoe: checks
JEM87: bets $40
MelbourneJoe: raises $90 to $130
JEM87: raises $118 to $248 and is all-in
MelbourneJoe: calls $90.05 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [4h 3s 6s 5h] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MelbourneJoe: shows [Th Ah] (a pair of Fives)
JEM87: shows [9h 9c] (two pair, Nines and Fives)
JEM87 collected $500.10 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $502.10 | Rake $2
Board [4h 3s 6s 5h 5c]
Seat 1: JEM87 showed [9h 9c] and won ($500.10) with two pair, Nines and Fives
Seat 2: ==PAV== (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: MelbourneJoe (small blind) showed [Th Ah] and lost with a pair of Fives
Seat 4: Sweet.kr (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: greg1osu folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[ofishstix]

down 800

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 3 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

Hero (SB): $705.35
BB: $204.50
BTN: $107.20

Preflop: Hero is dealt 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
BTN folds, Hero calls $1.00, BB checks

Flop: ($4) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">BB bets $10.00</font>, Hero calls $10.00

Turn: ($24) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">BB bets $30.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $70.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises all-in to $192.50</font>, Hero calls $122.50

River: ($409) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $409.00 ($1 Rake)

BB had 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] and LOST (-$204.50)
Hero had 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Fives full of Eights) and WON (+$203.50)

[Jigsaws]

lol, I play awesome when I get semi-tilted.

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $385.80
BB: $178.35
UTG: $140.05
MP: $200.00
CO: $464.40
Hero (BTN): $364.65

Preflop: Hero is dealt 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players)
3 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $8.00</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $32.00</font>, BB folds, Hero calls $24.00

Flop: ($66) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $45.00</font>, Hero calls $45.00

Turn: ($156) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $99.00</font>, SB folds

Pot Size: $255.00 ($3 Rake)

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

Hero (SB): $201.00
BB: $452.80
UTG: $257.55
CO: $217.25
BTN: $418.50

Preflop: Hero is dealt 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5 Players)
3 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $8.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $28.00</font>, Hero calls $20.00

Flop: ($56) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, BB checks

Turn: ($56) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $41.00</font>, BB folds

Pot Size: $97.00 ($2 Rake)

[nuggetz87]

rofl

masonracin: u talk it start walkin it
bonsaiking3: surprised u have time to talk JEM87
bonsaiking3: multiing so many rooms JEM87....only waiting for premiums
JEM87: whys that
masonracin: uneed to pay attention 2ur game not images
bonsaiking3: not even defending your blinds
JEM87: yes i only play AA
JEM87: and KK
Dealer: Game #11614368106: bonsaiking3 wins pot ($5.70)
bonsaiking3: no one should call any preflop raises from JEM87
bonsaiking3: seriously
JEM87: pls don't i will run u over
masonracin: aint scared
masonracin: call u with suited conncts
bonsaiking3: if you don't call his raises with his premium hands, his knit style just gets blinded out
Dealer: Game #11614383757: myweetoe wins pot ($4.75)
bonsaiking3: players like JEM87, rarely bluff or mave moves cause they always have another hand out of their 10 tables to concern themselves with
Dealer: masonracin, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
JEM87: good analysis
bonsaiking3: well its what you do
Dealer: Player has disconnected. 15 seconds added
bonsaiking3: never said it was bad
Dealer: Game #11614403619: bonsaiking3 wins pot ($5)
bonsaiking3: I and no one else here should have call a raise from you preflop unless they have a premium hand

[nuggetz87]

PokerStars Game #11614689557: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/08/21 - 16:51:14 (ET)
Table 'Megaira V' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: JEM87 ($374.75 in chips)
Seat 2: ahsiao0208 ($199 in chips)
Seat 3: Rem007 ($104.70 in chips)
Seat 4: JackNg2005 ($223.80 in chips)
Seat 5: dw2006 ($198 in chips)
Seat 6: shebba1 ($78 in chips)
dw2006: posts small blind $1
shebba1: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to JEM87 [Kc Ks]
JEM87: raises $6 to $8
ahsiao0208: folds
Rem007: folds
JackNg2005: raises $14 to $22
dw2006: folds
shebba1: folds
JEM87: raises $48 to $70
JackNg2005 said, "KK?"
JackNg2005: raises $153.80 to $223.80 and is all-in
JEM87: calls $153.80
*** FLOP *** [Qd Qc 8s]
*** TURN *** [Qd Qc 8s] [Jd]
JackNg2005 said, "HAHAHA;"
*** RIVER *** [Qd Qc 8s Jd] [2s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
JEM87: shows [Kc Ks] (two pair, Kings and Queens)
JackNg2005: shows [Qs Qh] (four of a kind, Queens)
JackNg2005 collected $447.60 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $450.60 | Rake $3
Board [Qd Qc 8s Jd 2s]
Seat 1: JEM87 showed [Kc Ks] and lost with two pair, Kings and Queens
Seat 2: ahsiao0208 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Rem007 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: JackNg2005 (button) showed [Qs Qh] and won ($447.60) with four of a kind, Queens
Seat 5: dw2006 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: shebba1 (big blind) folded before Flop

[Imrahil]

[ QUOTE ]
PokerStars Game #11614689557: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/08/21 - 16:51:14 (ET)
Table 'Megaira V' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: JEM87 ($374.75 in chips)
Seat 2: ahsiao0208 ($199 in chips)
Seat 3: Rem007 ($104.70 in chips)
Seat 4: JackNg2005 ($223.80 in chips)
Seat 5: dw2006 ($198 in chips)
Seat 6: shebba1 ($78 in chips)
dw2006: posts small blind $1
shebba1: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to JEM87 [Kc Ks]
JEM87: raises $6 to $8
ahsiao0208: folds
Rem007: folds
JackNg2005: raises $14 to $22
dw2006: folds
shebba1: folds
JEM87: raises $48 to $70
JackNg2005 said, "KK?"
JackNg2005: raises $153.80 to $223.80 and is all-in
JEM87: calls $153.80
*** FLOP *** [Qd Qc 8s]
*** TURN *** [Qd Qc 8s] [Jd]
JackNg2005 said, "HAHAHA;"
*** RIVER *** [Qd Qc 8s Jd] [2s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
JEM87: shows [Kc Ks] (two pair, Kings and Queens)
JackNg2005: shows [Qs Qh] (four of a kind, Queens)
JackNg2005 collected $447.60 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $450.60 | Rake $3
Board [Qd Qc 8s Jd 2s]
Seat 1: JEM87 showed [Kc Ks] and lost with two pair, Kings and Queens
Seat 2: ahsiao0208 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Rem007 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: JackNg2005 (button) showed [Qs Qh] and won ($447.60) with four of a kind, Queens
Seat 5: dw2006 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: shebba1 (big blind) folded before Flop

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It's funny cause he gives away his hand while you still have money behind lolz.

[BigPoppa]

[ QUOTE ]
Anyone else feel the overwhelming urge to log out for the day when way up?


I can play forever to get unstuck, but if I win 4-5 buyins quicky I can't keep going.

[/ QUOTE ]

[censored] jinx.


I forced myself to keep playing and immediately lost 2 buyins. Won some of it back, but still feels like a loss rather than being up a lot for the day(which I am).

[Womble]

[ QUOTE ]
first sesh in a month and a half...1k hands so far havent won a pot over 200 dollars yet...

then vs a huge moron

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $340.95
BB: $200.00
UTG: $198.00
MP: $282.75
Hero (CO): $244.35
BTN: $80.30

Preflop: Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">MP raises to $8.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $24.00</font>, 3 folds, <font color="red">MP raises to $74.00</font>, Hero calls $50.00

Flop: ($151) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">MP bets $100.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $170.35</font>, MP calls $70.35

Turn: ($491.70) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($491.70) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $491.70 ($3 Rake)

MP had J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a straight, Ten to Ace) and WON (+$244.35)
Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Queens) and LOST (-$244.35)

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And then he sat out?

Thats the worst thing EVER!

[BigPoppa]

Expert 4bet with AJo.