Official May Thread: General [censored] Thread

[Moonshine]

Ok I've had it

There is no way that this poker ev software works properly. EVERYONE runs breakeven or bad. There should be some people posting graphs of sick heaters. It seems like no matter what happens, over time the actual winnings line just slips gradually below the expected line....

[ahnuld]

a lot of people have posted graphs on running well. read bbv

[Reef]

g-p might disagree with you

[moira]

OMFG, I started playing sooo bad this session: just made ridiculous moves when there was no need at all. I then stabilized my game nad got sucked out on. That finally put me on tilt and I spewed some and sucked out myself 2-3 times. But everytime I was ahead it seemed that I lost the pot...

[Gary Stevenson]

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hey remember that time that donkaments were cool? i dont.

Full Tilt Poker Game #2502766773: $1K Thurs. Main Event Qualifier (17686087), Table 3 - 80/160 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:45:31 ET - 2007/05/24
Cre8ive: lol really?
Seat 1: KIRKAA (4,440)
Seat 2: DJ Sensei (4,260)
Seat 3: carbonmonoxide (1,735)
Seat 4: TommyBeefeater (5,805)
Seat 5: lapozie (2,895)
Seat 6: MRGGoose (6,590)
Seat 7: g0lfa (4,740)
Seat 9: Cre8ive (4,395)
DJ Sensei posts the small blind of 80
carbonmonoxide posts the big blind of 160
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DJ Sensei [Qh Qd]
g0lfa: then called my allin with A8o
TommyBeefeater folds
lapozie folds
g0lfa: i was SO pissed
MRGGoose folds
g0lfa folds
Cre8ive raises to 460
g0lfa: oh yea
KIRKAA folds
g0lfa: i had 19k he had 25k shorrt had 6k
DJ Sensei raises to 1,540
carbonmonoxide folds
Cre8ive raises to 4,395, and is all in
DJ Sensei calls 2,720, and is all in
Cre8ive shows [4c 4s]
g0lfa: got up to 15k by his ignorance
DJ Sensei shows [Qh Qd]
Uncalled bet of 135 returned to Cre8ive
*** FLOP *** [4d Ad 8d]
*** TURN *** [4d Ad 8d] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [4d Ad 8d Js] [Ts]
Cre8ive shows three of a kind, Fours
DJ Sensei shows a pair of Queens
Cre8ive wins the pot (8,680) with three of a kind, Fours
g0lfa: ship the seat
DJ Sensei stands up

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dude that table looked pretty soft...you sure you wanted to stand up?

[Melchiades]

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light blue line = theoretical expected winnings
green line = actual winnings

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green line above blue line = winning more $ than expected = run hot
and vice versa

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No. Not so simple. Green line includes pots that don't go showdown, so your playing style influences this big. Nitty TAGs will have green line way below blue line. Aggro LAGs will have green line high up.

Red line way over blue line means you run gooot though.

[TheWorstPlayer]

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Red line way over blue line means you run gooot though.

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In all in pots. As the cards lay (as opposed to against hand ranges). Which is almost totally meaningless.

[craig1120]

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Red line way over blue line means you run gooot though.

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In all in pots. As the cards lay (as opposed to against hand ranges). Which is almost totally meaningless.

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Yes this is very important. It doesn't take into account if say your bottom range hands are running into a lot of opponents top range hands.

[john kane]

ive run well in the 40K hands ive done with it.

wont the expected profit usually be lower becuase your wiling to play worse hands in position, thus you should lose, but through skill you don't. only the net run when all in is of true use i think.

ps. the classic fake misclick worked again. im in BB with 38s. folded round to SB who limps with AK. flop 38A. pot is $12 as $3-$6. he checks, i bet $122. chips go in on turn. i hold. woot.

[HEK]

ok i'm almost there....

I now need up to $8.5k on stars. I have ftp to trade.

Pm me or aim = holdemkillah.

Did I mention that poker in the US just sucks?