banging chicks from myspace.com

[Tony_P]

Ick, site down until 5am Pacific.

[Spladle]

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alright- you guys probably need to do some work on my profile as well. feel free to get creative or whatever needs to be done to get the job done.

my profile

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"emo sucks! and if you don't agree then you do to"

"to" should be "too"

Seriously, it probably won't bug anyone willing to [censored] around based on a MySpace profile, but it bugs the [censored] out of me.

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fixed thanks

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You are welcome. Because I like you I'm going to tell you some more things that I believe will help you to achieve your goal of banging reasonably hot MySpace chicks. Please note that I created a MySpace profile exactly three days ago and am now on speaking terms with a grand total of nine people who I did not know prior to creating the profile but could be [censored] within two hours of this very moment if I wanted. So, in the words of the great Jack Black/George Washington, I think you should listen to what I have to say.

"I am seriously the coolest person I know which makes it hard to meet people because they keep falling short in the coolness department. If by reading that you get all mad and think that I'm not cool and you want to tell me so, rest assured it is only your insecurity about not being cool speaking, don't make yourself even more uncool than you already are by telling me about it"

You used the word "cool" five times in less than one paragraph. Cut that [censored] out. Instead, provide random information about yourself that might spark conversations.

You should make an effort to sound less arrogant. I understand that you are the coolest person you know, but mentioning it in so many words is not the best way to go about getting laid, especially when the information you provide here will determine whether or not a girl gives you a second look.

While we're on second looks. Consider adding more pictures to your profile, especially ones that show you having a good time with others. Appearing sociable (whether you are or not) is a plus. Your present picture is a good one as you appear handsome and clean-cut, but more would be better.

I would like to meet: people who are at least almost as awesome as me.

What I have just written conveys the same information as what you have written, only it is much better. It is light-hearted and silly, two traits that you would like to have girls believing exist in you (whether they do or not). Also it does not insult your target audience. Like it or not, at least a few girls with 600 guy friends (half of which lack shirts) are likely to be willing to suck your cock and let you [censored] them. But they won't if they read what you have written. So replace what you have written with what I have written. I promise not to sue.

I could say more but I think I will wait and get feedback on what I have said so far instead.

[Vavavoom]

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At this stage, you should not be "targeting" girls, you should be castign a very wide net. Just message as many girls as possible. If they respond and you decide you dont like them, u can just blow them off.



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I have missed the fun up til now...Myspace is down at this current moment at time....

Maybe this could be an OOT challenge....An elite club that we all have to attempt to join (well those that want to)....try and sleep with a chick from Myspace...

I'll look into the choices available when Myspace is up and running again...

[wacki]

Beth is hot.

[Madtown]

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The link you posted went to the search results for my zip code, so unless you too live in Downtown L.A., then it doesn't work.

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Woah woah woah. How do you search zip codes on MySpace? I don't remember putting that in anywhere so I never tried it.

Someone educate me here.

Edit: Thanks Iggy. Clearly, you can all see that I don't use MySpace much. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[IggyWH]

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Since we're offering suggestions in this thread I would appreciate some as well. I really, really suck at filling out things about myself.

I also need 2 more gimmick account suggestions to add as friends to fill in my "top 8"

http://www.myspace.com/tonypaladino

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1)Think you need to dump this out "Hi, I'm Tony, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents. Now that that's out of the way..." Like it was said before, we all have our shortcomings, but there's no sense in sreaming it out loud. If your true goal is to just get laid off of Myspace, chicks probably won't even find out that you're unemployed and live with your parents.

2)I'd go with a better pic. I'm not sure Guiness brings in the bitches and when that pic is small in searches, it looks really bad. I'd suggest the headshot in the red shirt to use.

3)Dump the B&N from your job history. If it's not a job to brag about, then it's not worth putting there.

[IggyWH]

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The link you posted went to the search results for my zip code, so unless you too live in Downtown L.A., then it doesn't work.

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Woah woah woah. How do you search zip codes on MySpace? I don't remember putting that in anywhere so I never tried it.

Someone educate me here.

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BROWSE

[MrWookie]

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Hi, I'm Tony, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

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Maybe you missed the Seinfeld reference, but this is actually pretty good.

[ohnonotthat]

Start with Kate.

Yummmmmmmmmy

[Clarkmeister]

How about http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fus...698025871392371 if you ever come out to Vegas?