An Awesome Girl Question! (sex problem)

[zephed]

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Bad news: she just started her period and she finds it too gross down there or whatever (I'd be fine with it all bloody, I think), so it's a no-go for 4 more days.


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Good man.

If you have anymore questions, call this number. 1-800-LOVE-191

[BluelineGoddess]

Okay, now for some advice from a GIRL.

One - a girl can only handle so much. The vagina isn't that deep. Having a ten-inch wang is useless, because a vagina isn't ten inches long. So quit thinking that porn is the expert of all things sexual.

Two - a virgin girl on top is a BAD IDEA. No matter what position you try, it's going to hurt like heck for the girl. It's just a fact of life. But virgin girl on top is doubly bad because unless the girl has major leg muscle and strength, gravity is going to work against her and make it hurt worse.

Three - yes, the pill takes a month to be effective (if started properly, during a girl's cycle, doctors suggest a backup method of birth control - like condoms - for a month). The shot, however, when given during a cycle, is effective IMMEDIATELY (and within a week out of cycle). Plus there's nothing to forget with the shot, just get it every three months and she's protected.

Four - Foreplay is your friend. Don't think you can just "stick it inside". Romance her, let her feel like more than a concubine. And don't become one of those hypocritical guys that demands head but refuses to return the favor.

Five - Menstrual sex is kinda painful, as the blood is an anti-lube. Plus if she has cramps, last thing she needs is you thrusting against the very parts that are cramping. It's like having a migraine and asking someone to hit you repeatedly with a baseball bat.

Six - Your first time, maybe even first few times, aren't going to be special at all. Don't worry about those, and instead figure out what she likes, and get really good at those things. Nobody's an expert the first few times they do anything, but those who practice and take time to learn become masters (not masturbators, dirty minds). Keep at it, and one day you'll look back at this post and laugh.

[Spladle]

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[TimM]

First post, registered today just for this?

Just curious, how did you find us?

[The DaveR]

Zeebo,

Just keep pushing until you hear a slapping sound. That'll be your nutsack slapping her ass and then you'll know you're in like Matt Flynn.

Also, I really want to see what Burlap comes up with for this thread.

[jeffraider]

wtf

just tell her how much you win regularly and that'll get her wet, then just stick it in.

[El Diablo]

Zeebo,

Just curious, did you ask her about the black guys thing? Was I right?

[KaneKungFu123]

Seven - Alcohol.

[bulldawgblue]

You know....I'm really not that good at poker, so I felt inferior posting on this message board.....that is, until I read this post.

ZeeBo, just relax, have fun, you'll figure out...

[gorie]

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